Geek: Today, I realized the only reason my phone ever rings is because...

By that guy - 24/05/2012 16:41 - United States

Today, I realized the only reason my phone ever rings is because someone needs help with their computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2020 05:01

Today, my aged mother continued to complain about her computer issues to me. A relative, who is good at tech support, won't bother servicing her computer because whatever she does ends up bogging it down the next day, so I have to hear about it on the phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2019 03:00

Today, I called my cell phone tech support to help with my Samsung device. They sent me contact info for Apple support. FML

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By Beva - 17/01/2013 05:03 - Sweden - Falk?ping

Today, due to technical problems, I had to call the company's IT-support as my computer went totally haywire. I explained via phone that I couldn't access anything. The support then tried contacting me by e-mail and got upset with me when I didn't answer. FML

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By stuff - 16/08/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML

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By emkaycutie - 29/03/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML

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The arrogance of youth

By reese - 11/06/2020 05:03

Today, as always, I had to have my dad help me with my computer issues. Isn’t it supposed to be the other way around? FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2021 09:01 - Brazil - Itapema

Today, after a 16-hour day fixing the computer network at my workplace, I didn't even get a "Thank you". I did, however, get people whining about how, "That computer crap never works" and, "Why do we need IT anyway?" FML

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Assumptions

By navi - 11/03/2021 11:01

Today, my dad once again had to help me with my technological issues. Isn’t it usually the other way around? FML

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By burnnotice - 19/09/2009 14:10 - United States

Today, I was trying to turn on my computer and couldn't. I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out what was wrong when I finally called my husband for help and made him leave work. He came in, looked at the wall, and plugged it back in. The look on his face said it all. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2012 16:37 - New Zealand

Today, I missed an important phone call. It's been so long since someone has called me that I didn't recognize my own ringtone. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Thursday 24 May 2012 23:02

I'm sure you'll find a girl that will turn your floppy disk into a hard disk.

SkoomaKi 27

Thursday 24 May 2012 23:12

Oh you killed it, didn't even give it a chance....

Comments

myndmelt 4

Friday 25 May 2012 18:41

Welcome to my life as well!

sethc94 0

Friday 25 May 2012 22:41

Forever alone lol

quesera14 2

Saturday 26 May 2012 3:00

I know that feeling

courtnus33 0

Saturday 26 May 2012 19:49

Think of it as a business opportunity

thatsuxslol 3

Wednesday 30 May 2012 0:59

Put it on mute

tingway 4

Friday 1 June 2012 5:27

tech support?

griefer000 3

Monday 4 June 2012 13:15

samething here...no one really talks to me unless they need something...like im just a tool to everyone

elmo_08 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 5:44

DAD?! That's all my dad ever gets too. Don't worry, your not alone

shadow134156 1

Wednesday 11 July 2012 20:34

Ive been there

cheesebond 29

Monday 9 June 2014 3:40

Your a computer repairman

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