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#3 Op cut their thumb. I know I wouldn't want to do that again.

I would assume that whatever action lead to the OP cutting the tip of their thumb off, would be the WRONG action.

8 Well if OP manages to do that again, he won't be able to do it another time.

wow those safety exercises aren't "cutting" it. :D hahahahahahahahahahhahahahah

The important thing is that your an example to others. Congrats

Just tell people you were showing them what NOT to do. (:

Theres always that one person who always get hurts at work.

And that's me most of the time as well ):

It must hurt to type. D:

Ive done that to 3 fingers. It sucks so bad, especially since my reaction all 3 times was to vomit and pass out.

Robert Kelso, how ya doin'

Sounds like it went well, thumbs up for trying!

Get that sh*t on ice.

Because getting a piece of your thumb chopped off usually feels good. Smartest.

It's called sarcasm.

The emotional pain was worse. Can you imagine the trauma of losing part of your thumb, trying to type up the FML, and then realizing that this site is COVERED in thumbs? You should talk to a shrink, OP. They'd be able to point you in the right direction.

irreversible damage

Must've been pretty hard to post this then huh? :P

haha good one