Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
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Headcrab
| 29
Well now you know what NOT to do :-)
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darien987
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How...
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AwkwardPartyBear
| 24
#3 Op cut their thumb. I know I wouldn't want to do that again.
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HannahLouise96
| 13
I would assume that whatever action lead to the OP cutting the tip of their thumb off, would be the WRONG action.
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MrSassypants
| 32
8 Well if OP manages to do that again, he won't be able to do it another time.
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xoconnie
| 8
wow those safety exercises aren't "cutting" it. :D hahahahahahahahahahhahahahah
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realSlimjimShady
| 7
The important thing is that your an example to others. Congrats
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Vaginabutter
| 15
way to set an example.
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mjoyn98
| 1
Just tell people you were showing them what NOT to do. (:
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taco_bender
| 12
Theres always that one person who always get hurts at work.
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lopsop
| 12
And that's me most of the time as well ):
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boofgall
| 16
It must hurt to type. D:
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melikesfml
| 11
Ive done that to 3 fingers. It sucks so bad, especially since my reaction all 3 times was to vomit and pass out.
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gonad_gobbler
| 1
who has 1 and 3/4 a thumb and just ruined the safety demonstration?
*points to himself*
this guy.
*points to himself*
this guy.
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ilulife
| 4
Robert Kelso, how ya doin'
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Inheritance
| 10
Sounds like it went well, thumbs up for trying!
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Dr0reos
| 8
Get that sh*t on ice.
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XxAnnie23xX
| 15
That must've felt awesome D;
FYL
FYL
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StanSmith_fml
| 9
Because getting a piece of your thumb chopped off usually feels good. Smartest.
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XxAnnie23xX
| 15
It's called sarcasm.
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Il_Maestro
| 6
The emotional pain was worse.
Can you imagine the trauma of losing part of your thumb, trying to type up the FML, and then realizing that this site is COVERED in thumbs?
You should talk to a shrink, OP. They'd be able to point you in the right direction.
Can you imagine the trauma of losing part of your thumb, trying to type up the FML, and then realizing that this site is COVERED in thumbs?
You should talk to a shrink, OP. They'd be able to point you in the right direction.
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KatieKupcake4195
| 9
Oh the irony. FYL, OP. I hope your thumb heals quickly and that the pain goes away as soon as possible.
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brivielle
| 15
irreversible damage
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K_kanaka
| 26
Best way to set an example of what not to do.
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Spyingcheeseman
| 8
Must've been pretty hard to post this then huh? :P
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florido_fml
| 10
Quit now before it's too late for you.
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theneatoburrito
| 8
*Shows Safety Video*
"Sorry boss, this might be a bad time, but...I just cut off my thumb".
I bet that conversation was awkward. Oh, the irony.
"Sorry boss, this might be a bad time, but...I just cut off my thumb".
I bet that conversation was awkward. Oh, the irony.
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ICastillo
| 24
I give you a two thumbs down for that.
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ddrocker23_fml
| 0
haha good one
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ddrocker23_fml
| 0
this is why you have to pay attention. just kidding op hope you feel better. now you know what not to do anymore
*points to himself*
this guy.