FML : Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up...

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

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By scubai - / Thursday 14 January 2010 20:36 / United States

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By CitizenSnipz | 0

#774739 - Thursday 14 January 2010 23:48

Both of you were eating a delicious snack filled with cream. He was just seeing how it was for you!

By doctorr_fml | 9

#774725 - Thursday 14 January 2010 23:44

that blows

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By Tbagface | 0

#774718 - Thursday 14 January 2010 23:44

lol you clearly wernt very good :-P

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megasoreass | 0

#775423 - Friday 15 January 2010 5:01

ya she was not as goood as me

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kookat195 | 0

#813374 - Sunday 31 January 2010 20:36

what a fucking asshole. and who the fuck eats a twinky while getting head?! I truly feel sorry for you and no I am not a girl

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responses | 0

#840890 - Wednesday 10 February 2010 12:39

ahahahahahahahahahaha that's hilarious

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TiffanyBlews27 | 0

#935181 - Thursday 11 March 2010 6:37

why would you fuckin' eat a twinkie while gettin' head?!?!? is he ducked up in the head or somethin'?!?

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BadPinkKitty07 | 0

#971724 - Wednesday 31 March 2010 6:30

cuz twinkies are awesome, that's why!

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yashack | 0

#1206663 - Sunday 8 August 2010 6:19

that man is a genius!!!!

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Cobra731 | 0

#2537761 - Friday 20 May 2011 8:41

totally just lol'd.

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BirdIzDuhWord | 0

#2868137 - Monday 11 July 2011 19:09

That sounds like something I would do.

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Googolman | 28

#5154003 - Friday 16 November 2012 6:29

How does one "look up sexily"?

By PCH | 5

#774720 - Thursday 14 January 2010 23:44

Wow... just wow.

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Alpha35 | 4

#979707 - Wednesday 14 April 2010 7:49

i don't know if u know but WOW spelled backwards is amazingly WOW...

and HAHA twinkies are good shit ........ but seriously were all mature adults..... twinkies are eaten before getting head or after

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Hunts160 | 5

#1298280 - Wednesday 25 August 2010 6:38

rats live on no evil star spelled backwards is rats live on no evil star.

By doctorr_fml | 9

#774725 - Thursday 14 January 2010 23:44

that blows

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spencenaz | 0

#774805 - Friday 15 January 2010 0:05

pun not funny.

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ScaryyMary | 14

#774916 - Friday 15 January 2010 0:56

You mean not pun-ny. :D

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Dukaness | 0

#776476 - Friday 15 January 2010 19:58

LOLOL

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waterynuggets | 0

#778571 - Sunday 17 January 2010 0:12

I guess homeboy will be hitting the sofa tonight.

And the only 3 holes that got filled were the ones in the twinkie.

I'm punny. Bwahaha.

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gamelow | 0

#967773 - Thursday 25 March 2010 6:05

nice

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Freddo5 | 0

#4235113 - Friday 30 March 2012 1:28

literally

By lindsaylikeomg | 0

#774727 - Thursday 14 January 2010 23:45

does he have ADD? clearly he was a little distracted..

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elcartel | 0

#973602 - Saturday 3 April 2010 15:59

stfu u stupid blond

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KevinDidYourMom | 0

#988188 - Tuesday 4 May 2010 7:53

Lol!

By Foxracingluver | 0

#774736 - Thursday 14 January 2010 23:47

Twinkie are good

By CitizenSnipz | 0

#774739 - Thursday 14 January 2010 23:48

Both of you were eating a delicious snack filled with cream. He was just seeing how it was for you!

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Sunnytweet79 | 0

#778778 - Sunday 17 January 2010 1:41

LOL !!

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prydeboi16 | 0

#927570 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 4:48

hahaha

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Tayman24 | 0

#2085637 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 14:29

wow nice

By cremesar | 0

#774743 - Thursday 14 January 2010 23:49

ahhaha wow.. thats mad funny.

By darkshadows_0801 | 0

#774750 - Thursday 14 January 2010 23:50

that is Sooo funny.

By Nakedsquirrel | 5

#774756 - Thursday 14 January 2010 23:50

How do you know he wasn't talking about eating a Twinkie while getting head? Those might've been his two favorite things!

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Emrysa | 1

#775603 - Friday 15 January 2010 7:21

This.

As a fan of Tallahassee from Zombieland, your FLM, IMMD.

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halotron | 0

#776141 - Friday 15 January 2010 15:45

Seriously, maybe he was going for the trifecta. Was he watching sportscenter too?

By CitizenSnipz | 0

#774765 - Thursday 14 January 2010 23:53

creamy on the inside. twinkies are just like dicks!

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