By scubai - 14/01/2010 20:36 - United States

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
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CitizenSnipz 0
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Both of you were eating a delicious snack filled with cream. He was just seeing how it was for you!

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Tbagface 0
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lol you clearly wernt very good :-P

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megasoreass 0

ya she was not as goood as me

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kookat195 0
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what a fucking asshole. and who the fuck eats a twinky while getting head?! I truly feel sorry for you and no I am not a girl

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responses 0

ahahahahahahahahahaha that's hilarious

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TiffanyBlews27 0
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why would you fuckin' eat a twinkie while gettin' head?!?!? is he ducked up in the head or somethin'?!?

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BadPinkKitty07 0

cuz twinkies are awesome, that's why!

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yashack 0

that man is a genius!!!!

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Cobra731 0

totally just lol'd.

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BirdIzDuhWord 0
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That sounds like something I would do.

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Googolman 29
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How does one "look up sexily"?

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PCH 5

Wow... just wow.

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Alpha35 4

i don't know if u know but WOW spelled backwards is amazingly WOW... and HAHA twinkies are good shit ........ but seriously were all mature adults..... twinkies are eaten before getting head or after

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Hunts160 5
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rats live on no evil star spelled backwards is rats live on no evil star.

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spencenaz 0

pun not funny.

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ScaryyMary 14
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You mean not pun-ny. :D

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waterynuggets 0

I guess homeboy will be hitting the sofa tonight. And the only 3 holes that got filled were the ones in the twinkie. I'm punny. Bwahaha.

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Freddo5 0

literally

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lindsaylikeomg 0
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does he have ADD? clearly he was a little distracted..

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elcartel 0
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stfu u stupid blond

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Foxracingluver 0

Twinkie are good

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CitizenSnipz 0
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Both of you were eating a delicious snack filled with cream. He was just seeing how it was for you!

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Sunnytweet79 0

LOL !!

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cremesar 0

ahhaha wow.. thats mad funny.

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darkshadows_0801 0

that is Sooo funny.

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Nakedsquirrel 5
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How do you know he wasn't talking about eating a Twinkie while getting head? Those might've been his two favorite things!

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Emrysa 1
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This. As a fan of Tallahassee from Zombieland, your FLM, IMMD.

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halotron 0
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Seriously, maybe he was going for the trifecta. Was he watching sportscenter too?

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CitizenSnipz 0
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creamy on the inside. twinkies are just like dicks!

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