FML : Today, I had to pick my parents up from the hospital and drive them back home, after they were treated for eating large amounts of cheese that my dad claimed...

Today, I had to pick my parents up from the hospital and drive them back home, after they were treated for eating large amounts of cheese that my dad claimed to have "aged" for several years. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By oppafucktardstyle - / Sunday 14 October 2012 20:36 / United States - Waterloo

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By TorturedXeno | 27

#5043645 - Monday 15 October 2012 03:29

Mold - yummyyyyyy! Extra fiber!

By winnerme123 | 8

#5043677 - Monday 15 October 2012 03:32

Cheese will only age without being unhealthy to eat under strict conditions.

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By secretsymbiote21 | 5

#5043642 - Monday 15 October 2012 03:29

how old are they again? haha

geon_olam | 17

#5043701 - Monday 15 October 2012 03:34

Old enough to know better. But then again, almost everyone is.

PleaseStayChill | 9

#5043836 - Monday 15 October 2012 03:59

However old they are, I'm surprised they lived long enough to have a kid.

GirlYouNasty | 10

#5043915 - Monday 15 October 2012 04:19

Considering the fact that they have a child capable of driving them home from the hospital, I'd say they're pretty old. However, it's often true that maturity can't be judged by age...

jojimugo | 19

#5043943 - Monday 15 October 2012 04:28

Apparently sarcasm is not appreciated on FML...

CallMeMcFeelii | 13

#5044038 - Monday 15 October 2012 04:56

Us fmlers condone sarcasm, we however do not condone stupid comments. Not saying 1's comment was stupid but it could have at least been mildly amusing.

evilplatypus | 35

#5044353 - Monday 15 October 2012 07:10

30 - Just because something is sarcastic, does not mean it is funny, witty, clever, interesting, insightful, etc.

timjones | 8

#5044379 - Monday 15 October 2012 07:27

Did no one else read OP's name?

falloutboy97 | 16

#5045107 - Monday 15 October 2012 03:39

I did, and I love it. xD

By TorturedXeno | 27

#5043645 - Monday 15 October 2012 03:29

Mold - yummyyyyyy! Extra fiber!

HowAreYouToday | 32

#5043883 - Monday 15 October 2012 04:11

And human meat has a lot of protein. I mean... Uh... Yeah! Mold! Wooooo!

scrappy23 | 4

#5043977 - Monday 15 October 2012 04:37

26, No that's a little too far.

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5043997 - Monday 15 October 2012 04:43

No, Venus is far!

graffitied_love | 20

#5044003 - Monday 15 October 2012 04:46

Its safe to say if theres mold on your food, don't eat it. You might not get sick, but its not worth the risk

PiaMiaPerez | 1

#5044086 - Monday 15 October 2012 05:11

Hahaha good one.

sens3sfailing | 24

#5044105 - Monday 15 October 2012 05:18

33-oh c'mon! Wouldn't you say that joke is a little too cheesy?

ahunter97 | 3

#5044189 - Monday 15 October 2012 05:52

Cheese is mold!

lexi365 | 20

#5044403 - Monday 15 October 2012 08:05

More hospital bills! Yay!

DaBoogiemonsta | 5

#5045400 - Monday 15 October 2012 05:07

47- moldy cream* or milk... I'm not sure

i_lik_tomaters | 21

#6315040 - Tuesday 9 June 2015 06:36

Not as far as pluto

By LexieWins | 0

#5043648 - Monday 15 October 2012 03:29

How sophisticated.

ICastillo | 24

#5043980 - Monday 15 October 2012 04:38

I like my women like I like my cheese sweating, yellow and moldy... Wait that's not how it goes

liv_graham | 7

#5044267 - Monday 15 October 2012 06:20

Very classy. I wonder if the had 20 year old grape juice too.

I_lost_the_game | 25

#5082659 - Friday 26 October 2012 02:39

48- Words cannot describe the amount of what the fuckery that went through my mind when I read your comment.

By Posthuman | 26

#5043671 - Monday 15 October 2012 03:31

Was he saving it from since he was a boy?

flutter4 | 7

#5043693 - Monday 15 October 2012 03:33

Just for several years

By flutter4 | 7

#5043672 - Monday 15 October 2012 03:31

The green color of the cheese would turn me away

Psych101 | 9

#5043710 - Monday 15 October 2012 03:36

You don't like green cheese?! Then what do you eat with your green eggs and ham?

flutter4 | 7

#5043783 - Monday 15 October 2012 03:46

Lol true I forgot about my green eggs and ham :)

gc327072 | 29

#5044027 - Monday 15 October 2012 04:51

Sorry if I'm thread jacking, but OP's name is freaking awesome.

Snoopy0718 | 14

#5044036 - Monday 15 October 2012 04:55

That's why you write a comment instead of a reply.

By winnerme123 | 8

#5043677 - Monday 15 October 2012 03:32

Cheese will only age without being unhealthy to eat under strict conditions.

TorturedXeno | 27

#5043717 - Monday 15 October 2012 03:36

Hey, he's gotta start somewhere. Can't expect him to get it perfect the first time, right? :D

By person961 | 9

#5043685 - Monday 15 October 2012 03:32

That's my favorite type of cheese, I like when it's fuzzy too.

By maddygirl820 | 10

#5043690 - Monday 15 October 2012 03:33

Um ew

By emeraldisle | 30

#5043694 - Monday 15 October 2012 03:34

The stench from the cheese didn't tip them off that something might be wrong?

syki | 22

#5044128 - Monday 15 October 2012 05:24

It wouldn't, as a lot of what are considered the best cheeses don't smell so great.

By lexxiii | 17

#5043705 - Monday 15 October 2012 03:35

If they were trying to make homemade blue cheese, I'm pretty sure they're doing it wrong.

datoismyname | 22

#5043818 - Monday 15 October 2012 03:54

That is a creepy-ass eye you got there.

unsuccesfulmastu | 4

#5044299 - Monday 15 October 2012 06:39

I think it's sexy, it reminds me of 28 days later. Mmmm do I love zombie chicks ;)

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