By oppafucktardstyle - 14/10/2012 20:36 - United States - Waterloo

Today, I had to pick my parents up from the hospital and drive them back home, after they were treated for eating large amounts of cheese that my dad claimed to have "aged" for several years. FML
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TorturedXeno 27

Mold - yummyyyyyy! Extra fiber!

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winnerme123 8
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Cheese will only age without being unhealthy to eat under strict conditions.

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secretsymbiote21 5
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how old are they again? haha

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geon_olam 17
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Old enough to know better. But then again, almost everyone is.

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PleaseStayChill 9
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However old they are, I'm surprised they lived long enough to have a kid.

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GirlYouNasty 11
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Considering the fact that they have a child capable of driving them home from the hospital, I'd say they're pretty old. However, it's often true that maturity can't be judged by age...

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jojimugo 20
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Apparently sarcasm is not appreciated on FML...

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CallMeMcFeelii 13
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Us fmlers condone sarcasm, we however do not condone stupid comments. Not saying 1's comment was stupid but it could have at least been mildly amusing.

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evilplatypus 38
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30 - Just because something is sarcastic, does not mean it is funny, witty, clever, interesting, insightful, etc.

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timjones 8
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Did no one else read OP's name?

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falloutboy97 16
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I did, and I love it. xD

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TorturedXeno 27

Mold - yummyyyyyy! Extra fiber!

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HowAreYouToday 34

And human meat has a lot of protein. I mean... Uh... Yeah! Mold! Wooooo!

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scrappy23 4
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26, No that's a little too far.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25
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No, Venus is far!

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graffitied_love 20
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Its safe to say if theres mold on your food, don't eat it. You might not get sick, but its not worth the risk

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PiaMiaPerez 1
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Hahaha good one.

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sens3sfailing 24
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33-oh c'mon! Wouldn't you say that joke is a little too cheesy?

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ahunter97 3
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Cheese is mold!

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lexi365 20
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More hospital bills! Yay!

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DaBoogiemonsta 5
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47- moldy cream* or milk... I'm not sure

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i_lik_tomaters 21
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Not as far as pluto

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LexieWins 0
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How sophisticated.

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ICastillo 24
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I like my women like I like my cheese sweating, yellow and moldy... Wait that's not how it goes

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liv_graham 7
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Very classy. I wonder if the had 20 year old grape juice too.

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I_lost_the_game 25
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48- Words cannot describe the amount of what the fuckery that went through my mind when I read your comment.

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Posthuman 26
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Was he saving it from since he was a boy?

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flutter4 7
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Just for several years

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flutter4 7
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The green color of the cheese would turn me away

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Psych101 9
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You don't like green cheese?! Then what do you eat with your green eggs and ham?

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flutter4 7
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Lol true I forgot about my green eggs and ham :)

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gc327072 30
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Sorry if I'm thread jacking, but OP's name is freaking awesome.

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Snoopy0718 14
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That's why you write a comment instead of a reply.

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winnerme123 8
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Cheese will only age without being unhealthy to eat under strict conditions.

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TorturedXeno 27

Hey, he's gotta start somewhere. Can't expect him to get it perfect the first time, right? :D

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person961 9
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That's my favorite type of cheese, I like when it's fuzzy too.

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emeraldisle 30
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The stench from the cheese didn't tip them off that something might be wrong?

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syki 22
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It wouldn't, as a lot of what are considered the best cheeses don't smell so great.

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lexxiii 17
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If they were trying to make homemade blue cheese, I'm pretty sure they're doing it wrong.

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datoismyname 22
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That is a creepy-ass eye you got there.

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unsuccesfulmastu 4
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I think it's sexy, it reminds me of 28 days later. Mmmm do I love zombie chicks ;)

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