Animals: Today, I realized that the only one willing to hang out with...

By bored2death - 23/07/2010 22:15 - United States

Today, I realized that the only one willing to hang out with me this summer is my guinea pig. FML

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By HelpMe - 25/02/2014 09:59 - United Kingdom - Galashiels

Today, my mum asked me how the guinea pig was doing. We don't have a guinea pig. Turns out she had volunteered me to look after the next door neighbor's guinea pig when they were away and 'forgot' to tell me. They have been gone two weeks. FML

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By Beeisc00l - 05/10/2011 18:58 - Reserved

Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML

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By pigglepigglepiggle - 24/11/2009 02:30 - United States

Today, I agreed to buy my girlfriend a piggle for Christmas. The pig is miniature. The noise it makes is not. Oh, and I just found out it's not living with her, but with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2016 21:48 - United States - Merrimack

Today, I found out that my friends only hang out with me so they can play with my dog. FML

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What a cozy moment.

By ratfaced - 12/10/2017 07:00 - United States - Stamford

Today, I woke up to a squeaking noise and the feeling of something furry on my cheek. I smiled, thinking it was my guinea pigs nosing me awake. Then I remembered that my guinea pigs were in their cage on the other side of the room, and opened my eyes to see the biggest rat ever staring right at me. FML

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By animallover - 26/06/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, I found out that my beloved guinea pig has impaction. For the rest of his life it will be my duty to clean out his rectum manually every month, or every week/day if it gets worse. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2009 19:25 - United States

Today, my daughter's guinea pig got stuck behind the wardrobe, squeaking its head off. I tried pulling the wardrobe towards me to free him, but couldn't take the weight of it all, so it fell over, smashing the TV. The guinea pig is fine. FML

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By LG - 17/03/2010 04:18 - United States

Today, I found out that I will be spending my spring break alone because my family is going to France. I can't go with them nor go with any of my friends because I have to take care of the cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2011 02:47 - United States

Today, my school is having their homecoming, and it seems everyone but me has someone to go with. My best friend has her boyfriend, my brother has a date, and I have my hamster. FML

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justsayfuck 5

Saturday 24 July 2010 1:58

You liar! You forced him :o

ibmike22 13

Saturday 24 July 2010 2:01

i wish i had a guinea pig:( oh well, the only friend i need is my fridge

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FunkyAndFresh 7

Saturday 24 July 2010 2:04

quite easily the best dog ever....

NuMuzik 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 2:04

Feel sorry for you. You must have done something to deserve it.

MrCalves 1

Saturday 24 July 2010 2:04

And to make it worse the guinea pig is a huge douche to everyone

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 24 July 2010 2:04

#1 is whipped! lol

DontHate31 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 2:05

Forget the puppy #1, get some friends OP

flgirlwguitar 2

Saturday 24 July 2010 2:05

That's why we have pets.

alizax3 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 2:12

lmao, I agree.

Freeze_fml 16

Saturday 24 July 2010 2:07

Place it outside and test that theory.

ygdrassil 17

Saturday 24 July 2010 17:40

I love your picture. Justin Bieber is such a wig.

FYL_hardd 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 2:07

Agree with 1. :D I don't have a puppy.. but I have 2 dogs! They're great company since one is huge & the other is tiny, haha.

SeanFredrick 3

Saturday 24 July 2010 2:08

Op that sucks. I know how you feel I'm too shy to interact with people and so I have no life.

pntbttr 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 2:09

break something so the repair man will come

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What a cozy moment.

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