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FML - The follow-up
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Thanks for those that understand! Hubby--great guy, went on this trip to get paternity leave later. Timing just sucks with bedrest (high blood pressure, just precaution, can't drive, walk the dog, clean, cook, work, etc) and a dummy move to give the dog food he's not used to. Texas is too hot to leave him outside. My mom helps in the am before work, and his mom is helping in the pm after work. Cooler with food they are making me and the laptop are making it bearable, and friends/hubby call all the time on the cell. Can get up to use the restroom as needed. Just sucks to be in bed or on the couch with a farting dog and not able to walk him and get some fresh air.
By fartingdogprego - / Friday 23 July 2010 13:18 / United States
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By  fartingdogprego  |  0

Thanks for those that understand! Hubby--great guy, went on this trip to get paternity leave later. Timing just sucks with bedrest (high blood pressure, just precaution, can't drive, walk the dog, clean, cook, work, etc) and a dummy move to give the dog food he's not used to. Texas is too hot to leave him outside. My mom helps in the am before work, and his mom is helping in the pm after work. Cooler with food they are making me and the laptop are making it bearable, and friends/hubby call all the time on the cell. Can get up to use the restroom as needed. Just sucks to be in bed or on the couch with a farting dog and not able to walk him and get some fresh air.

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  rohosoccer08  |  0

what I'm wondering is why ur hubby had to go on a 2 week trip if your obviously probably pretty close to due and having problems therefore on bed rest, I hope someone is there with you op

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  FarSide  |  22

@9: I'm reasonably certain that the dog will realize that his asshole does not smell so bad after all, and will go back to licking it clean.

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it's not that bad stop bitching this isn't an fml at all. my dog sleeps on my bed and she's got the worst farts everyday all day and u don't see me posting an fml. ur making it into a big deal it really isn't so stfu

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177: A) You're presumably not preggo, so smells probably don't bother you like they do to a lot of pregnant women, and B) you can kick your dog out or move if it becomes unbearable. She can't. So kindly STFU.

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  rebbee  |  0

It just means you need to rest in bed for a length of time during a pregnancy. It is sometimes ordered by the doc due to complications, like risk of losing the baby or a premature birth due to too much activity.

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  twinny_sc  |  13

Mrgiraffe its probably the last few weeks of her pregnancy & she can't move very well probably due to her swollen abdomen or feet or both. Which is why she is on bedrest.

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  thisisnotspam  |  0

Ever think of the posibility of the dog not allowed to be outside? Example: It's too hot, it's thunderstorming/raining or city laws. I would rather have a smelly dog than no dog at all. Just my opinion. :)

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@14 No. But it could've been prevented if her husband did feed the dog fat and gristle. WTF! it's a dog it needs to be fed "dog" food. And this a FYL cause she didn't deserve it.

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