bored2death
United States
Today, I realized that the only one willing to hang out with me this summer is my guinea pig. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
HelpMe
Galashiels, United Kingdom
Today, my mum asked me how the guinea pig was doing. We don't have a guinea pig. Turns out she had volunteered me to look after the next door neighbor's guinea pig when they were away and 'forgot' to tell me. They have been gone two weeks. FML
Beeisc00l
Reserved
Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML
pigglepigglepiggle
United States
Today, I agreed to buy my girlfriend a piggle for Christmas. The pig is miniature. The noise it makes is not. Oh, and I just found out it's not living with her, but with me. FML
Anonymous
Merrimack, United States
Today, I found out that my friends only hang out with me so they can play with my dog. FML
ratfaced
Stamford, United States
What a cozy moment
Today, I woke up to a squeaking noise and the feeling of something furry on my cheek. I smiled, thinking it was my guinea pigs nosing me awake. Then I remembered that my guinea pigs were in their cage on the other side of the room, and opened my eyes to see the biggest rat ever staring right at me. FML
animallover
United States
Today, I found out that my beloved guinea pig has impaction. For the rest of his life it will be my duty to clean out his rectum manually every month, or every week/day if it gets worse. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my daughter's guinea pig got stuck behind the wardrobe, squeaking its head off. I tried pulling the wardrobe towards me to free him, but couldn't take the weight of it all, so it fell over, smashing the TV. The guinea pig is fine. FML
LG
United States
Today, I found out that I will be spending my spring break alone because my family is going to France. I can't go with them nor go with any of my friends because I have to take care of the cat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my school is having their homecoming, and it seems everyone but me has someone to go with. My best friend has her boyfriend, my brother has a date, and I have my hamster. FML
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justsayfuck 5
You liar! You forced him :o
ibmike22 13
i wish i had a guinea pig:( oh well, the only friend i need is my fridge
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nxlcorey 0
what's wrong with dogs as it pick
randomlettrrs 8
33 whats up?
waltjrimmer 6
You're lucky. You at least have the hamster to keep you company. I just have... a useless computer. You smug son of a ferret....
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Ferrets are awesome. OP, my ferrets will kick your guinea pig's ass!
gypsyblue 0
What's with all these FMLs with the "Today I realized I'm so lonely" formula? It's getting really, really, really old. Of course you're lonely, you're on FML. So spare the details.
imhowie 2
And the guinea pig probably only does because it doesn't know any different.
isteadymob 4
it doesn't want to hang out with it's stuck in it's cage in your room
That_Guy_Jake_JR 0
I'll chill with you OP, I have no friends either :(
saucey12 1
r u sure... the guinea pig unfortunately doesn't have a choice. unless you leave the cage door open then you will really know the truth
FYL_hardd 0
36 - No, it is not "dog racism". I wouldn't know how the company is with two big dogs, or two small dogs because as I specifically indicated, I have ONE BIG dog, and ONE SMALL dog. Geez, people that pick fights for stupidity these days.
lotsologan 2
haha oh how I love people with no lives. reminds me of myself a few summers ago...