Today, my daughter's guinea pig got stuck behind the wardrobe, squeaking its head off. I tried pulling the wardrobe towards me to free him, but couldn't take the weight of it all, so it fell over, smashing the TV. The guinea pig is fine. FML
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Today, my mum asked me how the guinea pig was doing. We don't have a guinea pig. Turns out she had volunteered me to look after the next door neighbor's guinea pig when they were away and 'forgot' to tell me. They have been gone two weeks. FML
Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML
Today, I learnt that my guinea pig can shoot poop across the room like a tiny brown torpedo. How did I find this out? It landed in my coffee. It wasn't until after I'd finished my coffee that I noticed it. FML
Today, I woke up to a squeaking noise and the feeling of something furry on my cheek. I smiled, thinking it was my guinea pigs nosing me awake. Then I remembered that my guinea pigs were in their cage on the other side of the room, and opened my eyes to see the biggest rat ever staring right at me. FML
Today, I found out that my beloved guinea pig has impaction. For the rest of his life it will be my duty to clean out his rectum manually every month, or every week/day if it gets worse. FML
Today, I was cleaning out my new guinea pig cage for the first time because one of them had babies last night. After using a spatula to shovel up the 3 inch layer of crap and placenta, I decided to hose it down. The hose came on so hard, it sprayed the dung and birth water all over my face. FML
Today, I agreed to buy my girlfriend a piggle for Christmas. The pig is miniature. The noise it makes is not. Oh, and I just found out it's not living with her, but with me. FML
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
Today, I was at my uncle’s farm and his pig had piglets. They looked super adorable, so I picked one up. The poor thing started shrieking bloody murder. Mama pig wasn’t too happy. I have the stitches to prove it. FML
Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML
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lkrofct 0
Better the TV than the guinea pig.
tally7mir 3
Aw, just get another TV. A life is more valuable than a TV, even if it's not a human life
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lkrofct 0
Better the TV than the guinea pig.
Rellich 0
Compare prices of the TV to the Guinea Pig. I'd prefer having the TV.
tally7mir 3
Aw, just get another TV. A life is more valuable than a TV, even if it's not a human life
Opiton1 0
Exactly, will never understand this greed that so many have where they rate material and money above a life of any kind.
Unregistered 0
. . . . you value a guinea pigs life over a humans life? OP is a woman, most likely she is posting FML because her husband is abusive and when he gets home he will see the tv and kill his wife. Scenario 2, the LABOR and TIME put into getting the first T.V. combined with the LABOR and TIME to get the second T.V. of that human being will obviously be greater then that of a rodent, I mean if it was a cat or a dog, I could understand but a guinea pig is nothing more then a rodent and is a pretty generic pet at that I've had 5 guniea pigs in my lifetime they all generally acted the same not hard to replace a guinea pig because a lot look the same.
shybullet 0
wow, you're an ass. oooh, only dogs and cats are animals worth valuing. nevermind that her daughter could have a lot of love for her pet. i've also had a lot of guinea pigs in my life and each one definitely had a distinctive personality. they're such sweet and loving animals and they don't get enough credit. also, you're an ass.
The_Pleb 0
Oooooo that sucks bro =S That guinea pig just ruined your tv, make sure it pays with its damn blood since it cant afford the paper FYL
crazylady654 0
ditto :)
daddysgirl1993 0
that is the most rude comment I have ever seen on the FMLs. douche bag.
mazuma 0
would you rather that both the tv and the guinea pig are dead?
Ariannalang 0
I agree with 21. And 51, I hope you're joking.
nunes36 20
No guinea pigs were hurt in the making of this fml:P
rcbarnes 24
Excuse to upgrade the TV! :-D
neon_shoes 0
At least the guinea pig didn't get decapatated or something like that. Well I guess then this FML would have been about having to clean up two pieces of a guinea pig or gut stains. It must have been a pretty nice T.V if your writing about it then.
hady9090 0
When I first read the FML, I thought it said it was squeezed it's head off, and she was trying to remove the dead body....
nazooer 11
"The guinea pig is fine." So you'd rather have the animal dead along with the T.V. broken?
Reyo 2
Are you saying that you'd be willing to clean Guinea Pig guts out of your carpet no problem? I would. Broken TV parts can be removed. A disturbing mental image can't.
happyhak 5
well at least ur daughter wont hate u :)
kelkat09 0
that sucks
PimhNL 3
woah fifth!
TheGamingGamer 28
Sixth dumbass.
CallMeHush 1
I hate guinea pigs.
buttonface 0
^ This
flockz 20
is sparta
eoko 12
The feeling must be mutual.
kFrizzleee 1
I do too. Those of you who are upset that we hate them, probably wouldn't understand unless you've had one. Most of them like to squeak their heads off for no reason.
SKRules 0
So, would you rather have had the guinea pig die? Would that have made you feel like you accomplished something?
Starfire22 5
At least the Guinai pig is ok, that's all that counts!
PimhNL 3
i would pick the tv above the genua pig. genua pig is like 10dollar? tv 200-2000dollar
shybullet 0
yeah, seriously, if i had to choose between a baby's life and a TV i'd pick the TV. having a baby is FREE, the tv is like, what, $2000? also how can you not manage to spell the word "guinea" correctly when it's already written out for you?
Rayn4u_fml 0
Having a baby is free? And where would that be…somewhere where once you’ve had the child you abandon it maybe?
shybullet 0
uh, no. the point was that acquiring a baby is of no cost whatsoever, but clearly its life is more important than a tv set. no one would say "oh, well just get pregnant AGAIN, it's free!" having a pet may be cheap to acquire, but that doesn't make their life any less important or replaceable.