By Beeisc00l - 5/10/2011 18:58 - Reserved
Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML
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  LadyLexi  |  0

Also if your playing GTA, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING! GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY" followed by gunshots and a car speeding away would keep you up too.

  Happy777  |  0

Why the fuck would I get a pet that did annoying shit all night? Either I would let it outside and hope it gets its annoying ass away from me, and secondly it's a fucking guinea pig, they don't live that Long and aren't very intelligent, so why the fuck would I let it dictate my bedtime?? Exactly. I wouldn't that little fucker had better hope it shuts the hell up if I was trying to get shit done like play video games or watch tv when I goddamn felt like it.

Or OP could wear headphones :) teehee

  jhashj  |  0

218- one of my guinea pigs just died... At the "not so long" age of 11. They do live a long time and they're smart, diurnal (like humans), and vocal. This isn't a night-owl, crazy dog barking at backyard animals. (no offense dog owners) this is an animal who was trying to sleep. He was pissed in the same way you would be pissed if your neighbors were screaming at the tops of their lungs outside of your bedroom window at 2 am.

  Grimmerie  |  31

guinea pigs are skittery, squealing, annoying fucks. rats hardly ever make noise, run out of the cage to spend time with you when you open the door, and can be trained to use a litterbox and come when you call. hell, i play fetch with one of my rats.


Rodents actually do not smell if you clean their bedding regularly enough. And even if you don't clean it for a while, it smells a hell of a lot better than cat shit in a litter box.

  Llama_Face89  |  33

Just because he's staying up late playing a video game? Does it say anywhere that this is a nightly occurrence or that he's been playing all day? He could have a day off coming up. While I admit that there's nothing to say he does have a life, there's also no cause to jump to the conclusion he doesn't.

  ikickgingers  |  15

People get attached to weird pets.

Fml someone had a shirt on and didn't know what it meant

Fml my neighbors wifi has a funny name...

Not all fmls are meant to be serious...


  Happy777  |  0

If that was my guinea pig, i would have ensured that it shut the fuck up. Haha by putting it in a different room, wearing headphones, getting the fick over it, getting a girlfriend perhaps