bored2death
United States
Today, I realized that the only one willing to hang out with me this summer is my guinea pig. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
HelpMe
Galashiels, United Kingdom
Today, my mum asked me how the guinea pig was doing. We don't have a guinea pig. Turns out she had volunteered me to look after the next door neighbor's guinea pig when they were away and 'forgot' to tell me. They have been gone two weeks. FML
Beeisc00l
Reserved
Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML
pigglepigglepiggle
United States
Today, I agreed to buy my girlfriend a piggle for Christmas. The pig is miniature. The noise it makes is not. Oh, and I just found out it's not living with her, but with me. FML
Anonymous
Merrimack, United States
Today, I found out that my friends only hang out with me so they can play with my dog. FML
ratfaced
Stamford, United States
What a cozy moment
Today, I woke up to a squeaking noise and the feeling of something furry on my cheek. I smiled, thinking it was my guinea pigs nosing me awake. Then I remembered that my guinea pigs were in their cage on the other side of the room, and opened my eyes to see the biggest rat ever staring right at me. FML
animallover
United States
Today, I found out that my beloved guinea pig has impaction. For the rest of his life it will be my duty to clean out his rectum manually every month, or every week/day if it gets worse. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my daughter's guinea pig got stuck behind the wardrobe, squeaking its head off. I tried pulling the wardrobe towards me to free him, but couldn't take the weight of it all, so it fell over, smashing the TV. The guinea pig is fine. FML
LG
United States
Today, I found out that I will be spending my spring break alone because my family is going to France. I can't go with them nor go with any of my friends because I have to take care of the cat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my school is having their homecoming, and it seems everyone but me has someone to go with. My best friend has her boyfriend, my brother has a date, and I have my hamster. FML
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justsayfuck 5
You liar! You forced him :o
ibmike22 13
i wish i had a guinea pig:( oh well, the only friend i need is my fridge
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HonestJoe 0
Boo-yah!!
epr 0
Hahahaha. That's pretty straight up.
sticksandshit 0
My guinea pig is better in bed than my girlfriend.
theChupacabras 0
how do u know he actually wants to be there? I think he has no option.
uknoitsfunny 0
i feel like you are being a little dramatic:)
stewpididiot 11
that's because rodents & reptiles stink. their owners stink. their homes stink. why in the world would any grown up want to keep a stinky critter in their home? it's beyond me.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
My two "stinky" ferrets are twice as awesome as any cat or dog, though they're not technically rodents. If you keep their bedding and litter clean, train them correctly so they don't sleep on your clothes and only poop in the litterbox, and don't overbathe them, the smell isn't noticeable unless you're holding them or they're being very active, jigging or wrestling nearby. I quite like the furry smell for the warm fuzzy associations it has for me, but that's very subjective so I don't let my house get stinky. I AND my house smell MUCH better than many dog and/or cat owners'. Visitors are shocked when they meet my buddies— I always hear "But your house smells so nice! Aren't they supposed to stink? How do you keep your house smelling so fresh?!" They're amazing little pets, and totally worth the little effort it takes to keep things clean. Some people are just too lazy to learn how; those of us that aren't go unnoticed because there's nothing to note.
pingpongpenguin 3
those aren't lovebites, op.
stewpididiot 11
that one oughta start some shit...
stewpididiot 11
and who wants to hang out with someone that reeks like rat shit or snake shit ??
Invioletlight 0
I love you, GP.
cupcakemaster 0
at least u have the guinea pig! b thankful geez