wow, so obsessed with being the first to comment you say something as gay as haha without actually making a good comment.

Be quiet, he or she was first so they can say anything he or she wants,

All 3 of you are idiots.

33- Yeah 'cause your comment is so much better.

Agreed.

Guys, calm down. First off, I must say that iMOTHERHUMPERi is the coolest person ever. Now thats out of the way, I will now call you all dumbasses.

^ awww! haha

#33: U mad, madmadd?

wow that was beatiful troll.

Ouch, if you'd saved that bugger you'd have made millions showcasing the world's smartest Hamster

wow saying haha is pretty rude you beyyotch

46 - you're wayy too cute !

139 I couldn't disagree with you more. HaHa

#141, I couldn't agree with you more lol.

141&148: epic win and right on.

god all this from two words!! shity if only i could get this much attention =P

Her idiocy is the reason no pets want to live with her. Oh yea and her Eeyore attitude. "Ho hum nobody loves me :(."

Wow, I didn't even notice the bowl part. No wonder all of her pets die. Definitely a YDI.

thats what theyre made for lol..,.,.,.,,,,....penguins!!!

cute!

Eeyore has a bad attitude because he has a nail in his anus. Ah, the wise words of family guy.

he has a nail in his ass what's her excuse?

I was gonna call her an emo downer type. But I like the term eeyore. I'm gonna use it more often, its much nicer

SAME thing I thought! that's a ydi for sure. poor hamster!

both!

You shouldn't be such a b*tch about it. Everyone (including you) on here is so rude. How would you feel if someone kicked you while you were down?

well it's true.. you should know how to care for the pet before you get one...:

No animal is stupid enough to drown in it's food dish, there's nothing wrong with giving one to your pet

lmao! and btw just pointing this out here that it is physically impossible to drown yourself ,

No, it's impossible to kill yourself by just holding your breath. Drowning yourself is possible, as long as you keep yourself underwater.

Uhm no.. killing yourself by drowning is very much possible, you're probably just confusing it with the fact that you can't kill yourself by holding your breath or self-strangulation since when you pass out you simply start breathing again/stop the strangulation(it's pretty difficult after you pass out for obvious reasons). If you pass out in water though, you're very much ****** if there is no one around to save your ass.

it's physically possible to drown yourself, why not test it out for me?

36 you're a dumbass.

44 is correct

actually,44 is completely correct unless the person is using something other than his/her hands.

uhh... disregard that last comment, I misread 44's post.

exactly. maybe the hamster just drowned and your completely over analyzing it to get ur fml posted. hmmmm.......

Exactly. This guy is way too pessimistic and narcissistic to deserve all those fyl votes...

nice

Most hamsters aren't strong enough to lift and tilt a bottle for a sip. They're very small animals, you know.

I've had hamsters for a long time now. The bottles are attached to the side of the cage with a small tube that they can sip water out of. Ahem, pet stores aren't idiots, you know, it's just some pet owners are idiots.

lmao I'm really hoping you were kidding 108 :D

Of course I was kidding. But, it's lost on most folks.

You don't know that.

Yes, Goldie the goldfish drowned herself too :(

Sorry I accidentally stole your comment... missed it by just a few minutes!

It's OK. It was really funny, so I get why you would want to steal it. Yes, I'll get off my suicidal high horse now.

Very funny.

Her significant other drowned in a hamster bowl? Oh no I see what you're saying.. her significant other IS a hamster!

that's IF she had someone in the first place... op sounds ugly

sound ugly? wow..