By Darling_Cherry - 02/01/2010 21:22 - United States

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Today, I realized that the only male that has ever been in bed with me has been my cat. FML
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devendra_fml 0

your name is quite appropriate, in that case.

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PhillyFox 0

This kind of depends on how old you are. If you're like 50 and you still haven't gotten laid even though you want to, then yeah, FYL. If you're 17, then the world isn't going to end if you don't have sex tomorrow.

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Thunderbender 2

I realized I'm not a **** FML :|

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Saccharide 0

I moderated this. Why did it get in?

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kirakira333 0

maybe if you didn't have a cat and live alone guys would sleep with you?

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onceuponapenis 0

hey I can be your first ;) just call me ;)

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badgirl842 0

Thaaaaaaatttt's kinda creepy. )8|

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mathman101 3

damn 35 took what i was going to say :(

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iankennedy17 0

damn have sex with your cat, that would be kinky haha. don't really, I'm joking.....i think it's illegal too.

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statistical 3

The only female to be in my bed is my cat. FML also,

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blkcisg 2

Do what u want when you want.

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