Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cockblocked me. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, we had to move around our cat during position changes. Our cat controls our sex life. FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML
Today, when my boyfriend and I were becoming intimate, his cat decides to jump onto the bed and lie right in between us. He then informs me that he wanted to stop to "preserve his cat's innocence." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML
Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head on the living room couch. Apparently his two cats didn't approve, and they started attacking my face. Luckily for him, since my boyfriend was holding my head down, his privates didn't get a scratch. FML
Today, as I was trying to have some “self pleasure” time, my cat, WHO NEVER CUDDLES WITH ME, decides to come up and sit on my thigh. FML
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Top comments
yeyeboys 20
I guess your boyfriend was getting two ******* at once.
AFaye3964 17
Maybe you should keep the door shut so your cat cant get in
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AFaye3964 17
Maybe you should keep the door shut so your cat cant get in
devildog562 33
But the pussy just wants to play.
rdenkewicz 11
Scare the cat by doing it doggy style.
yeyeboys 20
I guess your boyfriend was getting two ******* at once.
stellamahone 4
OP maybe stare directly in the cats eyes and see if the cat will get creeped out and give up!
incoherentrmblr 21
I think if they did that, the cat will swat them in the face...
DogeMan 14
Lol that made my day
dweeds508 24
Way to ruin the mood
sayyestothedress 24
May the stares be with you!
noobienick 19
Unless they're into ***********
sleepwalker13 25
It doesn't like that he has another pussy to look after.
thatguy240 27
He's jealous that your boyfriend pays more attention to your pussy than him
lfrider92 21
Personally I prefer doggy style over kitty style..
garrett_8614 14
Ain't no fun if the kitty can't have none
MollySheridan 11
Maybe he was just jealous of your pussy...
Rawrshi 25
"'Cha doin'?"
Aquaman911 18
Since you live in South Africa, is this "cat" of yours actually a lion? P.S I'm also from South Africa XD.
deebiedoobie 13
Your profile says you're from Perth, Australia. Nice try.
kamryno 22
I don't think very many people from South Africa have pet lions....
Aquaman911 18
I don't want to give away my real city because of security reasons etc.
nightbirdblue 27
But why give the wrong country? Security reasons might be a reason to give out a different city, but countries aren't exactly going to reveal your identity to the world.
Demoniq 25
Thank you for encouraging the idea that our wild live among us #10, it wasn't annoying enough already.