By Drafrica - 13/10/2014 10:20 - South Africa

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
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yeyeboys 20

I guess your boyfriend was getting two ******* at once.

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AFaye3964 17

Maybe you should keep the door shut so your cat cant get in

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AFaye3964 17

Maybe you should keep the door shut so your cat cant get in

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rdenkewicz 11

Scare the cat by doing it doggy style.

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yeyeboys 20

I guess your boyfriend was getting two ******* at once.

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stellamahone 4

OP maybe stare directly in the cats eyes and see if the cat will get creeped out and give up!

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incoherentrmblr 21

I think if they did that, the cat will swat them in the face...

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DogeMan 14

Lol that made my day

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sleepwalker13 25

It doesn't like that he has another pussy to look after.

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thatguy240 27

He's jealous that your boyfriend pays more attention to your pussy than him

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lfrider92 21

Personally I prefer doggy style over kitty style..

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garrett_8614 14

Ain't no fun if the kitty can't have none

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MollySheridan 11

Maybe he was just jealous of your pussy...

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Aquaman911 18

Since you live in South Africa, is this "cat" of yours actually a lion? P.S I'm also from South Africa XD.

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deebiedoobie 13

Your profile says you're from Perth, Australia. Nice try.

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kamryno 22

I don't think very many people from South Africa have pet lions....

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Aquaman911 18

I don't want to give away my real city because of security reasons etc.

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nightbirdblue 27

But why give the wrong country? Security reasons might be a reason to give out a different city, but countries aren't exactly going to reveal your identity to the world.

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Demoniq 25

Thank you for encouraging the idea that our wild live among us #10, it wasn't annoying enough already.

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