Good boy, best boy - FML

Good boy, best boy

By Anonymous - 20/07/2020 14:01

Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2019 06:00

Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML

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By hopeless romantic - 14/08/2014 15:06 - United States - Dayton

Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML

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By crazy cat lady - 03/11/2016 19:31 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML

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Good boy

By doggylove - 13/11/2015 03:57 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML

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By Nicole557 - 03/11/2011 10:56 - United States

Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though. With my cat. FML

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Sick move, bro

By jlw1998 - 25/04/2016 04:36 - United States - Dallas

Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML

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By beeee - 26/07/2010 04:03 - Australia

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML

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By Jack - 10/01/2016 02:07 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML

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By insert pussy pun, hurr durr - 29/06/2016 17:34 - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML

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By crazycatlady - 19/11/2012 16:15 - United States

Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 20 July 2020 15:35

What's the problem? Cats are better than people. Ditch your boyfriend, and buy another cat.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 20 July 2020 15:38

Maybe it's because you're really into pussy?

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 20 July 2020 15:35

What's the problem? Cats are better than people. Ditch your boyfriend, and buy another cat.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 20 July 2020 15:38

Maybe it's because you're really into pussy?

bloopaloop 27

Monday 20 July 2020 17:11

Your boyfriend also has a better relationship with your pussy than with you.

Brightside86 30

Monday 20 July 2020 21:54

That sounds about right, relationships are hard work.

core01 30

Tuesday 21 July 2020 4:31

Don't we all.

Brittani Luce 4

Tuesday 21 July 2020 19:55

Well, cats are pretty awesome...

Davey Crocker 7

Tuesday 21 July 2020 21:23

You have to ask yourself, with whom do you play with more, the cat or the boyfriend? It sounds like it's time to trade up on the boyfriend.

Sam Fisher 13

Thursday 23 July 2020 1:49

I’m with you there....even though my cat just today decided to attack me for the first time in her life (damn next doors cat that got her in the angry state to begin with) I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my gf...sad lives we live eh?

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