By Darling_Cherry - 02/01/2010 21:22 - United States

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Today, I realized that the only male that has ever been in bed with me has been my cat. FML
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devendra_fml 0

your name is quite appropriate, in that case.

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PhillyFox 0

This kind of depends on how old you are. If you're like 50 and you still haven't gotten laid even though you want to, then yeah, FYL. If you're 17, then the world isn't going to end if you don't have sex tomorrow.

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jayneroadkill 0

At least you have a cat! My cat died from his liver shutting down two days ago. I would give anything to have my cat Billy here to sleep in my bed tonight!

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dasauto 0

at least you have a bed! i wish i had a bed to sleep in my cat tonight. *sigh*...

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Jizzylol 0

at least you're able to sleep, i have this terrible case of insomnia and cannot hope to get a restful night's sleep!

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jayneroadkill 0

...Well played, good sir.

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ridikulous 0

ya 98, that was sick. the rest of u did good too

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Tahsis 4

Complain that you haven't met the right person, as I'm sure you could get sex from lots of people if you felt like it.

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tAlk_NERdy_tO_ME 0

i modded this(: im sorry hun, maybe you might wana try E-Harmony?

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xgymchickx23 0

well it's technicaly a pussy cat. so i don't know if that counts. :] good try though. I thinkbits cute your waitin for the right guy

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Person1233 12

Today, I realized I am not a *****. FML?

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turboless 0

let's change that! hit me up and I'll make sure u won't have that prob anymore

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ayame_jbomb_2727 0

People aren't saying that having sex makes you a *****, but having sex with a random guy you just met makes a person a *****/****

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