By jwolt92 - 25/10/2016 02:27 - United States - Bourbonnais

Today, I felt something wet and warm on my arm. I looked down and saw a kid with his mouth attached to my arm. Didn't expect that out of a third grader. FML
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Welshite 39

Don't volunteer to teach at Vampire Academy. Problem solved.

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Tripartita 44

THIRD grade?! Jeez, we didn't start orally affixing ourselves to objects until middle school! I hope that kid received the appropriate praise and recognition.

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ThePaperDragon 31

The joys of educating the next generation.

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hellnosucka 27

is his father called Hannibal by any chance?

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Welshite 39

Don't volunteer to teach at Vampire Academy. Problem solved.

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man_in_black08 28

Atleast his mouth was on your arm. His target could have been somewhere around no mans land area..who knows. Both wet and warm. You wouldnt even know lol

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Tripartita 44

THIRD grade?! Jeez, we didn't start orally affixing ourselves to objects until middle school! I hope that kid received the appropriate praise and recognition.

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Qandol 26

The Kid either watched all the Twilight s movie, or currently watch the walking dead and is practicing for when he/she become Vampire or Zombie.

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BrianCMullin 3

I always knew kids were bloodsucking leeches

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