By jwolt92 - 25/10/2016 02:27 - United States - Bourbonnais

Today, I felt something wet and warm on my arm. I looked down and saw a kid with his mouth attached to my arm. Didn't expect that out of a third grader. FML
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Don't volunteer to teach at Vampire Academy. Problem solved.

I've heard of bite-sized, but that's just ridiculous.

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The joys of educating the next generation.

is his father called Hannibal by any chance?

Don't volunteer to teach at Vampire Academy. Problem solved.

Without a doubt best comment ever

I've heard of bite-sized, but that's just ridiculous.

Stranger danger!!!!

Atleast his mouth was on your arm. His target could have been somewhere around no mans land area..who knows. Both wet and warm. You wouldnt even know lol

THIRD grade?! Jeez, we didn't start orally affixing ourselves to objects until middle school! I hope that kid received the appropriate praise and recognition.

That sucks. What?!?!?! Too soon?

No, it wasn't too soon. Just bad

you are delicious

The Kid either watched all the Twilight s movie, or currently watch the walking dead and is practicing for when he/she become Vampire or Zombie.