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i assume your cat is allowed to roam outside. It is in yours and the cat's best interest to get the feline spayed. unless you want a suprise kitten litter.

in your defense, when certain animals are in heat, they literally turn irresistable to males. human females dont have that.

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You're pathetic. Post something constructive for fucks sake. Anyway OP, how do you know how many times your cat has had sex o_O Do you watch?

LOL at what ^#8 said and animals will generally have sex more than humans. so dont worry about it plus this life not a movie, its not all about sex. now on the other hand if your cat which will prolly die within the next 5 years has a better life than you FYL

and how did YOU find out about this?

wow ... your cat is a slut

mhm. :) I agree w/ tht.

guess you should start taking lessons from your cat

haha failure

i assume your cat is allowed to roam outside. It is in yours and the cat's best interest to get the feline spayed. unless you want a suprise kitten litter.

oh yeah, gotta get that kittyLove MEOW! that is just epic lolz.

in your defense, when certain animals are in heat, they literally turn irresistable to males. human females dont have that.

its actually your cat has GOTTEN laid more times than you. no one says, "man im gonna be laid tonight"....

I hate "gotten" so much, I don't get why Americans can't just speak real English. And if you're going to be the grammar police, at least put capital letters at the beginning of your sentences...

Actually, in proper English, and not the "substitute" Americans use, it's "has got laid."

and who the fuck cares?

We speak American English.

WOW! Not a FML for real... Cats can get laid anytime they want.

Umm, firstly, cats are amazing so it doesn't surprise me at the amount they get laid. Secondly, how did you find this out? :|

The fact that u have reached a low of comparing how many times you have got laid to your cat is the FML situation but also the whole idea that you even know how many times your cat has got laid makes it entirely your fault, get a life