By LaurahLunatic - 05/09/2009 06:31 - United States

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Today, I realized that my cat has been laid more times than me. FML
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skyeyez9 24

i assume your cat is allowed to roam outside. It is in yours and the cat's best interest to get the feline spayed. unless you want a suprise kitten litter.

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skyeyez9 24

in your defense, when certain animals are in heat, they literally turn irresistable to males. human females dont have that.

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JackR1104 0

You're pathetic. Post something constructive for ***** sake. Anyway OP, how do you know how many times your cat has had sex o_O Do you watch?

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CobraKilla 0

LOL at what ^#8 said and animals will generally have sex more than humans. so dont worry about it plus this life not a movie, its not all about sex. now on the other hand if your cat which will prolly die within the next 5 years has a better life than you FYL

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epicenur 2

and how did YOU find out about this?

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M13LO 0

guess you should start taking lessons from your cat

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skyeyez9 24

i assume your cat is allowed to roam outside. It is in yours and the cat's best interest to get the feline spayed. unless you want a suprise kitten litter.

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NightVVulf 0

oh yeah, gotta get that kittyLove MEOW! that is just epic lolz.

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skyeyez9 24

in your defense, when certain animals are in heat, they literally turn irresistable to males. human females dont have that.

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epicwinmaster 0

its actually your cat has GOTTEN laid more times than you. no one says, "man im gonna be laid tonight"....

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JackR1104 0

I hate "gotten" so much, I don't get why Americans can't just speak real English. And if you're going to be the grammar police, at least put capital letters at the beginning of your sentences...

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arienh4 0

Actually, in proper English, and not the "substitute" Americans use, it's "has got laid."

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Wankster 0

WOW! Not a FML for real... Cats can get laid anytime they want.

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LewJH 0

Umm, firstly, cats are amazing so it doesn't surprise me at the amount they get laid. Secondly, how did you find this out? :|

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v1kt4r 13

The fact that u have reached a low of comparing how many times you have got laid to your cat is the FML situation but also the whole idea that you even know how many times your cat has got laid makes it entirely your fault, get a life

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