Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML

By meow - 14/1/2010 04:27 - United States

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By Mortgaged | 0

#773579 - Thursday 14 January 2010 10:44

That's funny! Hurtful but funny. I am the same way. I'm a thrasher. Maybe you should consider a sleep number bed?

By CallMeHush | 0

#773553 - Thursday 14 January 2010 10:14

Well me and the rest of the football team did try to warn him...

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By _TheSmallThings_ | 0

#773500 - Thursday 14 January 2010 9:29

first

SarcasticAvenger | 8

#773526 - Thursday 14 January 2010 9:41

Who F*cking cares moron!

littlemisshottie_fml | 0

#979500 - Tuesday 13 April 2010 22:15

ha. learn to actually write things that people actually care about.

By lizliz07 | 0

#773502 - Thursday 14 January 2010 9:30

first!

24788 | 6

#773527 - Thursday 14 January 2010 9:42

Nope you guys weren't first. OP was first you got here a little late.

By jair_lhao | 0

#773504 - Thursday 14 January 2010 9:30

lmao well ydi for snoring weird and #2 you fail

Okinawa95 | 2

#2835139 - Thursday 7 July 2011 2:21

^ Agreed. Get that shit fixed. =|

By lizliz07 | 0

#773510 - Thursday 14 January 2010 9:32

haha so close!

By Advacora | 0

#773511 - Thursday 14 January 2010 9:33

Take the hint. Stop getting buckwild in the bed.

By Lessychan | 4

#773512 - Thursday 14 January 2010 9:33

And yet so far...

By israelnotjacob | 20

#773514 - Thursday 14 January 2010 9:33

You'll live.

By _TheSmallThings_ | 0

#773518 - Thursday 14 January 2010 9:35

You put up a good fight! :D

By SarcasticAvenger | 8

#773529 - Thursday 14 January 2010 9:42

Maybe he was getting freaky with that cat while you were asleep.

ilovefatcats | 12

#967055 - Wednesday 24 March 2010 2:14

nobody likes a vibrateing pussy xD

By abcnonamecba | 0

#773545 - Thursday 14 January 2010 10:05

WOW