Kids: Profane

Profane

By QuicksilverMaximoff - 30/01/2011 14:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I was rudely stopped in the park by a woman screaming at me for being a slut for having a baby so young. She got so worked up that she started swearing. Not only was I just babysitting for a friend, I am unable to get the toddler to stop swearing. FML

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**** out for the tots

By mammary smammary - 23/03/2022 22:00

Today, I was nursing my baby in the park while my older kids played. A man stormed over and started screaming how vulgar and disgusting I was being, and how he didn’t want his kids exposed to “all that”. He and his buddies were all shirtless and playing vulgar music loudly through a speaker. FML

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Fuzzy logic

By Lisa - 22/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, a person I've never met called me a whore and spat on me. Why? Because I was babysitting for my neighbors and answered the door for two well dressed women passing out religious pamphlets. I politely declined to take any. Apparently being a 15 year-old girl caring for a toddler makes me a sex worker. FML

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You deserved it 84

Little darling

By Anonymous - 21/05/2016 04:27 - Australia - Clayton

Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML

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You deserved it 891

By Nick - 20/07/2013 19:37 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML

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You deserved it 5 118

By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 00:52 - United States

Today, a woman got out of a car to scream at me as I was walking with the kids I babysit, demanding to know where I was taking her children. Apparently the woman who pays me is also a babysitter, who I have been "covering" for on her party nights. The mother doesn't believe I didn't know this. FML

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You deserved it 2 818

I'm still young

By jb123 - 29/12/2019 20:00 - United States - Rock Springs

Today, I was sitting in a waiting room with my two-month-old son. A sweet little old lady came up to me and said, "Maybe if you knew how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't have a baby at 15, slut." I'm 23 and married. FML

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You deserved it 243

By Kelly - 02/10/2011 04:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a young boy. I accidentally let a few words slip when I dropped something. He won't stop dropping the F bomb and his mother is coming to get him in the morning. FML

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You deserved it 38 233

Straight to jail

By anon - 15/07/2011 01:51 - United States

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

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You deserved it 70 969

By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 08:17 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was told at my babysitting job that I can't bring my toddler with me. My employer is my best friend. Now I have to find a babysitter for my kid if I want to babysit hers. FML

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People of Walmart

By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 14:34 - United States

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML

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ash14 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 18:59

wow she needs to be more worried about how bitchy she's being, instead of how "slutty" you are.

Doortje 29

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:01

Wow, what a rude bitch. But why didn't you interrupt her OP?

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ash14 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 18:59

wow she needs to be more worried about how bitchy she's being, instead of how "slutty" you are.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:32

damn

iSitt 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 22:52

tell her she forgot her lithium

iloveloosy12 0

Monday 31 January 2011 0:43

what an insane freak witch lady!

rebel408 0

Monday 31 January 2011 3:40

depends if she actually is a ****

Pg11 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 3:05

did anyone else read that as "she got so worked up she started sweating"

Seabeast1000 4

Wednesday 23 February 2011 21:08

I would have started screaming back at her!

brenkite 5

Sunday 14 August 2011 7:55

my sister used an analogy similar to this post to describe the woman who took Dumbledore's place after he disappeared with fox

mexicanguy39 7

Saturday 3 December 2011 18:24

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Doortje 29

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:01

Wow, what a rude bitch. But why didn't you interrupt her OP?

Bakachu 7

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:01

Ahaa, that lady is a bad influence.

ElectricGhost_fml 5

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:02

Wow you should have told her to mind her own business

alison179sd 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:40

totally.... she's like saying the OPis a **** but she is the one swearing at a toddler and a person she doesn't know.

spikey818 9

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:03

people shouldn't assume things

mycookiezz 0

Monday 31 January 2011 1:48

When you assume it makes an ass out of you and me.

Snowstar 0

Monday 31 January 2011 2:40

assume-u-me=a*s

QWERTYCommander 5

Monday 31 January 2011 4:42

a multiplied by s?

babyyappld 7

Monday 31 January 2011 13:21

unfortunately people do. this happened to me when I was taking care of my 3 year old cousin. but no one swore they just gave death stares

VaultDweller106 7

Sunday 9 September 2012 8:57

People stupidly give me stares when I'm with my 7 year old niece. I'm only 20 for craps sake.

carameldrizzle 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:03

what an incosiderate bitch, swearing in front of a toddler

wellinever 5

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:05

Yes we can, but it does require weaponry.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:07

That doesn't make her a ****. It makes her a bitch.

awks 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:03

ｹﾞﾎｯｹﾞﾎｯ(>o

Badjuju7711 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:03

Unfortunately we still can't cure ignorance. . .

020266t 5

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:43

You can't fix the world, nor can you fix one

020266t 5

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:43

You can't fix the world, nor can you fix one

bored11 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 0:17

you can't fix stupid either which that one seemed to be for swearing in front of toddler.

Akalia_fml 7

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:05

Wow, that was rude of her. She should't have had jumped to conclusions and she should have just minded her own business. I hope you're going to tell your friend's parents what happened so they don't blame you for the toddler swearing.