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Edited post. Oopsie poopsie. Ignor this, carry on.
*ignore
1- your pic is probably what the dad said to the mom.
There are still birds in the winter...
Haha! Dude, come on.... in the winter? :) Get real.
And suddenly, I'm not in the mood for my pizza anymore...*drops plate*
Um... how did you learn that?
A little birdy told OP
OP- *Cums
76 - Comes is correct.
Thanks for that, I didn't get't till later
That's awkward. Sorry you had to learn that.
That's disturbing. How could one's ****** even sound like a bird in the first place?
Do you really want to know the science behind it? I don't think any of us do.
You seem to have never watched Impractical Jokers.
Some people do - they make very high-pitched noises. When I first heard my flatmate at it (first time I had ever heard sex) I kept looking outside to try and find the wounded fox or animal that was making a very high pitched moans...
I don't know, but my roommate's girlfriend sounds like a puppy.
Rockin' Robin.
Tweet Tweet Tweet ;)
Oh rockin' robins gonna really rock the house tonight!
My condolences for your mental well being.
I'm still trying to wrap my mind around an ****** that sounds like a bird... My imagination is definitely going places.
Maybe she whistles while he works;)
****-a-doodle-doo!
I had something similar happen to me, but then I killed the cricket. I do not suggest you do the same to your mother.
LOL #114
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Um... how did you learn that?
Your fathers windshield must be quite dirty.