By Heather - 12/11/2012 21:20 - United States - Bethesda

Today, I realized that the bird I supposedly heard during the night throughout my childhood is actually the sound my mom makes when she comes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 192
You deserved it 3 227

Same thing different taste

Top comments

heinous966 15

Your fathers windshield must be quite dirty.


heinous966 15

Your fathers windshield must be quite dirty.

Edited post. Oopsie poopsie. Ignor this, carry on.

1- your pic is probably what the dad said to the mom.

Tay_racer10 3

Haha! Dude, come on.... in the winter? :) Get real.

And suddenly, I'm not in the mood for my pizza anymore...*drops plate*

Soniye 14

Your childhood ..bird.. is all a lie now...

That's awkward. Sorry you had to learn that.

jojimugo 20

And now the nightmare begins. Sorry OP

That's disturbing. How could one's ****** even sound like a bird in the first place?

Do you really want to know the science behind it? I don't think any of us do.

RedPillSucks 31
rhidiculous 4

You seem to have never watched Impractical Jokers.

decidedlyvague 11

Mmmhhhmmm... Ohhh....OHHHH.... CAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAW...... That's how.

GhostDuck 30

Oh he ****-a-doodle dooed alright. O.o

Some people do - they make very high-pitched noises. When I first heard my flatmate at it (first time I had ever heard sex) I kept looking outside to try and find the wounded fox or animal that was making a very high pitched moans...

I don't know, but my roommate's girlfriend sounds like a puppy.

My condolences for your mental well being.

FMLshark 12

I'm still trying to wrap my mind around an ****** that sounds like a bird... My imagination is definitely going places.

I had something similar happen to me, but then I killed the cricket. I do not suggest you do the same to your mother.

DCarrasco526 4

There was a cricket that constantly orgasmed around you?!