By Heather - 12/11/2012 21:20 - United States - Bethesda

Spicy
Today, I realized that the bird I supposedly heard during the night throughout my childhood is actually the sound my mom makes when she comes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 055
You deserved it 3 208

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Um... how did you learn that?

Your fathers windshield must be quite dirty.

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Your fathers windshield must be quite dirty.

Edited post. Oopsie poopsie. Ignor this, carry on.

1- your pic is probably what the dad said to the mom.

Even in the winter OP??

There are still birds in the winter...

Haha! Dude, come on.... in the winter? :) Get real.

And suddenly, I'm not in the mood for my pizza anymore...*drops plate*

Your childhood ..bird.. is all a lie now...

Um... how did you learn that?

Caw-kaaawwwwww

A little birdy told OP

76 - That's how horny teenagers and bad writers spell it. It looks pretty dumb IMO.

76 - Comes is correct.

Thanks for that, I didn't get't till later

That's awkward. Sorry you had to learn that.

And now the nightmare begins. Sorry OP

That's disturbing. How could one's orgasm even sound like a bird in the first place?

Do you really want to know the science behind it? I don't think any of us do.

cock'a doodle did?

OP's dad had her all atwitter

You seem to have never watched Impractical Jokers.

Mmmhhhmmm... Ohhh....OHHHH.... CAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAW...... That's how.

Oh he cock-a-doodle dooed alright. O.o

Some people do - they make very high-pitched noises. When I first heard my flatmate at it (first time I had ever heard sex) I kept looking outside to try and find the wounded fox or animal that was making a very high pitched moans...

I don't know, but my roommate's girlfriend sounds like a puppy.

Rockin' Robin.

Tweet Tweet Tweet ;)

Oh rockin' robins gonna really rock the house tonight!

My condolences for your mental well being.

I'm still trying to wrap my mind around an orgasm that sounds like a bird... My imagination is definitely going places.

Maybe she whistles while he works;)

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Any-Cock-Will-Do?

I had something similar happen to me, but then I killed the cricket. I do not suggest you do the same to your mother.

There was a cricket that constantly orgasmed around you?!