FML : Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: "I'm keeping them just in case..."

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: "I'm keeping them just in case..." - "In case of what?" - "In case I want to dress up like an asshole". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dude / Tuesday 20 January 2009 14:01 / France

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By maiden_girl | 5

#2159 - Saturday 14 February 2009 16:10

Hahaha! You must've really pissed her off... what did you do exactly that made you an asshole? I'm curious now.

By deartragedy51 | 0

#634 - Sunday 8 February 2009 7:58

psh. i should have done the exact thing with my ex. xD

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By deartragedy51 | 0

#634 - Sunday 8 February 2009 7:58

psh. i should have done the exact thing with my ex. xD

By Finnboghi | 0

#2005 - Saturday 14 February 2009 1:51

I think your ex is a bit of a bitch.

KingOfAmazing | 9

#4619106 - Wednesday 27 June 2012 1:34

OP's ex is a genius

mbusey | 20

#5232060 - Monday 10 December 2012 3:54

OP's ex is hilarious

By maiden_girl | 5

#2159 - Saturday 14 February 2009 16:10

Hahaha! You must've really pissed her off... what did you do exactly that made you an asshole? I'm curious now.

TheCookieComet | 23

#6207190 - Thursday 19 February 2015 23:44

The guy always does everything bad even if the girl cheats

daemonsparta | 16

#6367043 - Friday 31 July 2015 8:01

he dumped her because he didn't agree oral sex want cheating

By sillypun | 0

#4575 - Friday 20 February 2009 22:47

ZIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

tylerlovejoy | 0

#1725521 - Saturday 20 November 2010 6:23

shut the fuck up you fat fuck

By Jason_fml | 0

#6546 - Tuesday 24 February 2009 19:24

She should have burned them.

By Roll_It_Over87 | 0

#7089 - Wednesday 25 February 2009 14:53

LMAO

By kat666 | 0

#13423 - Wednesday 4 March 2009 0:50

Ouch!

By un_known_fml | 0

#15351 - Thursday 5 March 2009 1:53

oh thats a good one! xD

By heykay | 0

#18543 - Friday 6 March 2009 21:56

bahhah.
you're ex-girlfriends rad

SarahPicc | 3

#2341726 - Wednesday 13 April 2011 4:41

rad?! okay old timer.

By may_cause_fail | 0

#19159 - Saturday 7 March 2009 3:23

Did you expect a nice answer from an ex? :D

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