By Heather - 12/11/2012 21:20 - United States - Bethesda

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Today, I realized that the bird I supposedly heard during the night throughout my childhood is actually the sound my mom makes when she comes. FML
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heinous966 15

Your fathers windshield must be quite dirty.

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jellyD 1

Apparently your folks are doing it right! Sorry you found out, hope it wasn't too emotionally scarring.

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reallycooldude 10

I know that feel. When I was a kid and heard, uh, "the bird chirping", I thought my mom was sick and would go to my parents' door to ask if she was feeling okay. Yeah...

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slickchrome 11

Could be worse..she could squeal like a pig, for example..

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supportcommand 17

That's the noise the dad makes when moms plowing him with a strap on while strumming a banjo.

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doglover100 28

Another sex filled memory.

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jjacci 12

Therapy time. That's just distressing.

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nowayisthisreal 4

I was 30 before I realized that when my parents locked me out of the house on Saturday afternoons, they weren't napping.

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