By Moanie - 15/03/2009 22:45 - United States

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Today, my parents were taking a tour of my apartment when my bird started making noises. It was mimicking my moans from when I was having sex yesterday. It was screaming in my voice, very noticeably. FML
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amirn86 0

Hahaha that's AWESOME. My cousins had a parrot that used to mimic my aunt's voice calling out for the maid, so the maid kept running up to an empty room thinking my aunt was calling her. Then sometimes the parrot would also mimic the maid responding "yes?" - that's when you know a bird is awesome, when it has conversations with itself How did your parents respond?! lol

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JP1988_fml 0

At least the sex was good, right? He got you screaming.... ;-)

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amirn86 0

Hahaha that's AWESOME. My cousins had a parrot that used to mimic my aunt's voice calling out for the maid, so the maid kept running up to an empty room thinking my aunt was calling her. Then sometimes the parrot would also mimic the maid responding "yes?" - that's when you know a bird is awesome, when it has conversations with itself How did your parents respond?! lol

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D4ni3l96 5

I have thread - jacked this post :P

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TurtleGenius 0

I wonder what it was thinking..

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JP1988_fml 0

At least the sex was good, right? He got you screaming.... ;-)

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wrestler_fml 0

I'd strangle the f*cker

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Bubs_fml 0

We rescued a macaw from a bad home where it was neglected. Despite that, it still had quite the vocabulary, sounding much like the woman who owned him previously. "Huh?" "Knock it off!" "No, you knock it off!" Rubbed his beak on things and goes "Goochie goochie goo!" Whistles, sings songs, the works. Just about everything except, of course, moaning. xD

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