By movingout - Australia - Ringwood
  Today, I heard an owl near my house. I got excited, as they are not common in the area, and I listened intently to try and locate the source of the sound. After a few minutes, I realized I was not listening to an owl, but to my mother's sex noises. FML
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  fml121785  |  14

I curious what made you realize it wasn't an owl. Was it when it hooted "haaarrdddderrrr" or "oh riiiight there"?

This is how I imagined it...
HOoooo oo oo ooooo oooooooooooo
Oh yeah! An owl! Let me try and locate it!
It seems to be coming from this way....
HOooooo Fuuccccckkkkk Yeaahhhhhhh!!!

  SoSickWithIt  |  14

Did you know, that the average head weighs 8-10lbs, and that if your hand is bigger than your face you are more susceptible to cancer, and also, a very well known fact, saying "gullible" very slowly, almost sounds like saying gummy bears.

  MiscHats  |  14

If I recall correctly, there was another FML that talked about a "night bird" that turned out to be another mother's sex noises. Starting to notice a pattern here...