I curious what made you realize it wasn't an owl. Was it when it hooted "haaarrdddderrrr" or "oh riiiight there"? This is how I imagined it... HOoooo oo oo ooooo oooooooooooo Oh yeah! An owl! Let me try and locate it! It seems to be coming from this way.... HOooooo Fuuccccckkkkk Yeaahhhhhhh!!!

"Hooo Hooo Hoooo Hooooo's my daddy?!"

Did you know "too hot to hoot" is a palindrome- you can say it backwards and it reads the same way.

I'm glad you included the definition of palindrome cuz I was way too lazy to look it up.

You learn something new everyday. Weird Al Yankovich taught me everything I needed to know about palindromes.

Did you know, that the average head weighs 8-10lbs, and that if your hand is bigger than your face you are more susceptible to cancer, and also, a very well known fact, saying "gullible" very slowly, almost sounds like saying gummy bears. :F

Hoot times. =]

Hey Google.

You can't imagine lol

I'm imagining 'fuzzies' making animal noises...

Not awkward at all. Who.. WHO... WHO'S MY DADDY! This is normal for us men to hear while in bed.

46 - at first glance I thought your profile pic was Robert Pattinson..

And if have seen avatar, the main character's avatar looks like Robert Pattison.

"hoooHOOoooHOoooooh OOoooo hOOOOhoOhoooooooo hOOO!!" what the fuck.

It's the circle of life

29- I tried, but it kept coming out as Elmore Fudd!

Yeah must have been since it's on FML.

Unless its, "WHO WHO'S YOUR DADDY! WHO WHO!"

"Who are you? Who, who? Who, who?"

Ooh, ooh sounds close enough.

If I recall correctly, there was another FML that talked about a "night bird" that turned out to be another mother's sex noises. Starting to notice a pattern here...