By movingout - 26/01/2013 23:50 - Australia - Ringwood

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Today, I heard an owl near my house. I got excited, as they are not common in the area, and I listened intently to try and locate the source of the sound. After a few minutes, I realized I was not listening to an owl, but to my mother's sex noises. FML
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Barhinder 9

You could say she was having a hoot.

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Pleonasm 35

Did you know "too hot to hoot" is a palindrome- you can say it backwards and it reads the same way.

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Saone_fml 27

... That must have been a strange owl. Where they muffled owl noises? Now i'm imagining people making all kinds of animal sounds during sex...

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fml121785 14

I curious what made you realize it wasn't an owl. Was it when it hooted "haaarrdddderrrr" or "oh riiiight there"? This is how I imagined it... HOoooo oo oo ooooo oooooooooooo Oh yeah! An owl! Let me try and locate it! It seems to be coming from this way.... HOooooo Fuuccccckkkkk Yeaahhhhhhh!!!

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Druu 53

"Hooo Hooo Hoooo Hooooo's my daddy?!"

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Barhinder 9

You could say she was having a hoot.

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Pleonasm 35

Did you know "too hot to hoot" is a palindrome- you can say it backwards and it reads the same way.

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DyslexicPanda 12

I'm glad you included the definition of palindrome cuz I was way too lazy to look it up.

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Pleonasm 35

You learn something new everyday. Weird Al Yankovich taught me everything I needed to know about palindromes.

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SoSickWithIt 14

Did you know, that the average head weighs 8-10lbs, and that if your hand is bigger than your face you are more susceptible to cancer, and also, a very well known fact, saying "gullible" very slowly, almost sounds like saying gummy bears. :F

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KiddNYC1O 20

Hoot times. =]

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Harshdfml 14

Hey Google.

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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

what awkward sex noises to be making...

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edd1987 9

You can't imagine lol

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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

I'm imagining 'fuzzies' making animal noises...

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DerrickJames 33

Not awkward at all. Who.. WHO... WHO'S MY DADDY! This is normal for us men to hear while in bed.

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Jiinxx 8

46 - at first glance I thought your profile pic was Robert Pattinson..

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igive 29

And if have seen avatar, the main character's avatar looks like Robert Pattison.

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7yzz 18

"hoooHOOoooHOoooooh OOoooo hOOOOhoOhoooooooo hOOO!!" what the ****.

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drkrissy1331 12

Mom and dad have been watching wild kingdom too often!

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perfectflower 12

It's the circle of life

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Tuffay 14

29- I tried, but it kept coming out as Elmore Fudd!

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iLuvsIt 10

That has to be an awful realization to have.

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BlowinChronic 18

Yeah must have been since it's on FML.

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PenguinBitch 43

First it sounded like whistling, now it sounds like an owl. Your mother's quite fond of birds eh?

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HowAreYouToday 34

I'm just wondering why Oedipus has an FML account.

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edd1987 9

Lmao your mom is having fun!!!!

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twinkiefeets 17

The elusive white tailed sex owl.

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DocBastard 38

I've heard of a lot of strange sex noises, but yelling "WHO! WHO!" is not one of them.

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sugarshane007 20

Unless its, "WHO WHO'S YOUR DADDY! WHO WHO!"

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redbluegreen 40

"Who are you? Who, who? Who, who?"

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iloveandy143 7

Ooh, ooh sounds close enough.

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MiscHats 14

If I recall correctly, there was another FML that talked about a "night bird" that turned out to be another mother's sex noises. Starting to notice a pattern here...

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