By tireedddddd - 25/11/2011 16:24 - United States

Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 081
You deserved it 2 474

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kooner55 0

Extreme owling


Your moms retarded. Time for the old people's home.

xosportsgirl14x 8

Their mom is hilarious. However, if I was woken up like that I'd flip.

me_gusta_eso 1

An owl's gotta do what an owl's gotta do... Even if they're only part owl.

LexiMariee16 0

Please tell me she was drunk, it would make this easier to understand..

What are you talking about? This mom is genious! Free alarm clock!

1 You're an ass I would be terrified to be your parent

Bitches be crazy.

Poetaster 10


xoconnie 8

interesting. do u know why she was hooting?? cuz thats kinda weird bro.

Muslimgal92 0

Shit got real

amanda_say_whutt 9

I seriously hate when people use the term "retarded" it's really derogatory.

^thats retarded

She was probably just trying to scare away crows or ravens from her garden or whatever..

She's just practicing for a job interview at hooters.

She was taking 'owling' to a new level, just don't let her find out about 'horse manning'.

Ignore this, it was a double post, commence flagging.

n_epic_fail 14

So that was YOUR mom last night?! I knew that owl sounded a little off.

YoshApathy 6

What if she was just asking who's there

n_epic_fail 14

"retarded" should not be used as an insult when it's a real medical issue. Stop being so ignorant and use the word properly or not at all.

theian01 3

The owls aren't what they seem...

amanda_say_whutt 9

122- The word reinforces stereotypes of people with disabilities as being stupid, even if not used against them. How can anyone act "retarded" that's saying that they act like a person with such disabilities. When people hear you talk like this, they form an opinion about you that I don’t think an educated, self-respecting person like you wants to be associated with.

I'm sure that's your name backwards. Congratulations Kcufeht. Lemon.

Oh mangoes.. Now I'll get thumbed down because I thumbed myself down.. Great.

This is perfectly normal.

26 I thumbed you back up :3

This made me laugh.

You can fist me.

EvilCupcake8361 9

^haha that's not weird at all!..

2- I think you forgot "what".

Chloe2008 0

She's becoming one with nature

kooner55 0

Extreme owling

Cocaine's a helluva drug

That is just sad !

Maybe she was "perching". Crazy mom of yours.

joee182 3

you shoulda told her "hoot hoot motherfucker go back to sleep" hehe:3


ikickgingers 15

27 - that applies to OP's mom and this joee fellow.

13FTW 9

Especially to this joee fellow considering he uses the ":3" face. So joee, if I can call you that, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!

stormer461 13

120 - so I suppose you come every time you see 69?

I thought the :3 face was a cat and the 3 was the cheek things. Not the cheeks ur thinking u sick minded people!

Role play?

k010sweetygurl 5


I don't give a hoot

Your mother is a revolutional alarm clock

Does ur mother work at hooters

Or maybe hogwarts?

No, she probably works at an owl research company, which would explain why hooting is so embedded into her mind.

Hahaha hooters, that's very funny

CVeNgineer 0

At least she wasn't making rooster noises

Yeah, I wouldn't want to woken up by a cock either

you should know

Taking owling too literally?