By tireedddddd - 25/11/2011 16:24 - United States

Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML
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the_glyda 0

Your moms retarded. Time for the old people's home.

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xosportsgirl14x 8

Their mom is hilarious. However, if I was woken up like that I'd flip.

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me_gusta_eso 1

An owl's gotta do what an owl's gotta do... Even if they're only part owl.

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LexiMariee16 0

Please tell me she was drunk, it would make this easier to understand..

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emilymac420 0

What are you talking about? This mom is genious! Free alarm clock!

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ambamm135 7

1 You're an ass I would be terrified to be your parent

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xoconnie 8

interesting. do u know why she was hooting?? cuz thats kinda weird bro.

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amanda_say_whutt 9

I seriously hate when people use the term "retarded" it's really derogatory.

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ProjeKtSC2 8

She was probably just trying to scare away crows or ravens from her garden or whatever..

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MrSarcasm 4

She's just practicing for a job interview at hooters.

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MrLookAtThere 10

She was taking 'owling' to a new level, just don't let her find out about 'horse manning'.

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MrLookAtThere 10

Ignore this, it was a double post, commence flagging.

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n_epic_fail 14

So that was YOUR mom last night?! I knew that owl sounded a little off.

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YoshApathy 6

What if she was just asking who's there

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n_epic_fail 14

"retarded" should not be used as an insult when it's a real medical issue. Stop being so ignorant and use the word properly or not at all.

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theian01 3

The owls aren't what they seem...

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amanda_say_whutt 9

122- The word reinforces stereotypes of people with disabilities as being stupid, even if not used against them. How can anyone act "retarded" that's saying that they act like a person with such disabilities. When people hear you talk like this, they form an opinion about you that I don’t think an educated, self-respecting person like you wants to be associated with.

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Fruit_Dealer 9

I'm sure that's your name backwards. Congratulations Kcufeht. Lemon.

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Fruit_Dealer 9

Oh mangoes.. Now I'll get thumbed down because I thumbed myself down.. Great.

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EvilCupcake8361 9

^haha that's not weird at all!..

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Chloe2008 0

She's becoming one with nature

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joee182 3

you shoulda told her "hoot hoot ************ go back to sleep" hehe:3

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CryMoreFMLs 14

How about "WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!"

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ikickgingers 15

27 - that applies to OP's mom and this joee fellow.

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13FTW 9

Especially to this joee fellow considering he uses the ":3" face. So joee, if I can call you that, WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!

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stormer461 13

120 - so I suppose you come every time you see 69?

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IPoopedOnU 12

I thought the :3 face was a cat and the 3 was the cheek things. Not the cheeks ur thinking u sick minded people!

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himoonkey 8

Your mother is a revolutional alarm clock

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Person1233 12

No, she probably works at an owl research company, which would explain why hooting is so embedded into her mind.

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CVeNgineer 0

At least she wasn't making rooster noises

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himoonkey 8

Yeah, I wouldn't want to woken up by a **** either

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