Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
TheresNoEffingwa
| 7
The fuck?
By
kooner55
| 0
Extreme owling
COMMENTS
By
the_glyda
| 0
Your moms retarded. Time for the old people's home.
Reply
xosportsgirl14x
| 8
Their mom is hilarious. However, if I was woken up like that I'd flip.
Reply
me_gusta_eso
| 1
An owl's gotta do what an owl's gotta do... Even if they're only part owl.
Reply
LexiMariee16
| 0
Please tell me she was drunk, it would make this easier to understand..
Reply
emilymac420
| 0
What are you talking about? This mom is genious! Free alarm clock!
Reply
ambamm135
| 7
1 You're an ass I would be terrified to be your parent
Reply
Keyman1212
| 14
Bitches be crazy.
Reply
Poetaster
| 10
Lol
Reply
xoconnie
| 8
interesting. do u know why she was hooting?? cuz thats kinda weird bro.
Reply
kyarush
| 10
Hoot
Reply
Muslimgal92
| 0
Shit got real
Reply
amanda_say_whutt
| 9
I seriously hate when people use the term "retarded" it's really derogatory.
Reply
jizzwold
| 21
^thats retarded
Reply
ProjeKtSC2
| 8
She was probably just trying to scare away crows or ravens from her garden or whatever..
Reply
MrSarcasm
| 4
She's just practicing for a job interview at hooters.
Reply
MrLookAtThere
| 10
She was taking 'owling' to a new level, just don't let her find out about 'horse manning'.
Reply
MrLookAtThere
| 10
Ignore this, it was a double post, commence flagging.
Reply
n_epic_fail
| 14
So that was YOUR mom last night?! I knew that owl sounded a little off.
Reply
TheFlyingMan
| 8
108, No.
Reply
YoshApathy
| 6
What if she was just asking who's there
Reply
n_epic_fail
| 14
"retarded" should not be used as an insult when it's a real medical issue. Stop being so ignorant and use the word properly or not at all.
Reply
theian01
| 3
The owls aren't what they seem...
Reply
amanda_say_whutt
| 9
122- The word reinforces stereotypes of people with disabilities as being stupid, even if not used against them. How can anyone act "retarded" that's saying that they act like a person with such disabilities. When people hear you talk like this, they form an opinion about you that I don’t think an educated, self-respecting person like you wants to be associated with.
By
TheresNoEffingwa
| 7
The fuck?
Reply
Fruit_Dealer
| 9
I'm sure that's your name backwards.
Congratulations Kcufeht. Lemon.
Congratulations Kcufeht. Lemon.
Reply
Fruit_Dealer
| 9
Oh mangoes.. Now I'll get thumbed down because I thumbed myself down.. Great.
Reply
WarmPigBelly
| 4
This is perfectly normal.
Reply
himoonkey
| 8
26 I thumbed you back up :3
Reply
boofgall
| 16
This made me laugh.
Reply
iam_yummylicious
| 12
You can fist me.
Reply
EvilCupcake8361
| 9
^haha that's not weird at all!..
Reply
bananagrams
| 9
2- I think you forgot "what".
Reply
Chloe2008
| 0
She's becoming one with nature
By
kooner55
| 0
Extreme owling
Reply
starsfan_9
| 7
Cocaine's a helluva drug
Reply
Meme1988
| 18
That is just sad !
Reply
baconftw
| 9
Maybe she was "perching". Crazy mom of yours.
By
joee182
| 3
you shoulda told her "hoot hoot motherfucker go back to sleep" hehe:3
Reply
CryMoreFMLs
| 14
How about "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!"
Reply
ikickgingers
| 15
27 - that applies to OP's mom and this joee fellow.
Reply
13FTW
| 9
Especially to this joee fellow considering he uses the ":3" face. So joee, if I can call you that, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
Reply
stormer461
| 13
120 - so I suppose you come every time you see 69?
Reply
IPoopedOnU
| 12
I thought the :3 face was a cat and the 3 was the cheek things. Not the cheeks ur thinking u sick minded people!
By
mnmolino
| 14
Role play?
Reply
k010sweetygurl
| 5
Cooky!!!
By
instnt1nfction
| 17
I don't give a hoot
By
himoonkey
| 8
Your mother is a revolutional alarm clock
By
taytoc
| 10
Does ur mother work at hooters
Reply
mnmolino
| 14
Or maybe hogwarts?
Reply
Person1233
| 12
No, she probably works at an owl research company, which would explain why hooting is so embedded into her mind.
Reply
FreakoHolm
| 6
Hahaha hooters, that's very funny
By
CVeNgineer
| 0
At least she wasn't making rooster noises
Reply
himoonkey
| 8
Yeah, I wouldn't want to woken up by a cock either
Reply
raydaly
| 5
you should know
By
ifuckmonsters
| 5
Taking owling too literally?