Animals: Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange...

By frenchpop1960 - 23/02/2009 21:58 - United States

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2010 15:18 - United States

Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML

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By wellokaythen - 14/05/2013 19:52 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML

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By Brinty - 16/09/2009 02:43 - Australia

Today, I was napping with my boyfriend and his dog. The dog was making odd coughing noises, but my boyfriend refused to kick him out of the bed. A few moments later, I rolled onto my stomach, into a pile of dog vomit. FML

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By FrozenAnonymus - 14/07/2016 18:05 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I was laying on a couch with my dog watching TV when I heard my dog fart. I looked at her, she looked at me and started waving her tail, blowing it into my direction. FML

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Blame the pooch

By anamota89 - 11/05/2012 09:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML

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By lindsey789 - 07/10/2010 04:21 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2016 14:26 - Italy - Bologna

Today, my dog apparently vomited straight down a heating vent while I was out. The stench was so bad that when I got home and the smell hit me, I threw up too. Looks like I'll be spending a few days with my mother as the house airs out. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2013 21:36 - Sweden - Falun

Today, my mom's dog saw a cat in our yard. I watched as he tried to jump at it, only to smack face-first into the window. He did this twice more before curling up on the floor and whimpering pitifully. When my mom came in and saw him there, and me laughing, she accused me of beating him. FML

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By stuckathome - 11/03/2010 05:30 - United States

Today, I was awoken by a conversation my mom was having with my dog upstairs. She was telling my dog that a ghost lives in our house. She was completely serious. The ghost even has a name and a backstory. FML

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By woof? - 19/04/2015 17:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started barking outside. After a few seconds, my mom yelled out for me to stop laughing. She honestly thought the barking was my laughter. FML

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Cloudy_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 3:19

Did he go to her? And what's so funny about a dog throwing up?

Capybara 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 5:34

I don't really think it's your fault, although "What's that sound?" might have sufficed.

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Bauer_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 2:01

Nice job there.

brodizzle 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 2:04

Nice!

suckerz 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 2:48

why would he not go to his mom when she's upset??? he's a sucker

Cloudy_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 3:19

Did he go to her? And what's so funny about a dog throwing up?

claudsayssing 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 3:45

yeah if I heard a dog puking id see if it was ok not laugh about it

Amkii 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 5:04

lol Nice. Women crying do sound really weird, though. I would know... my crying must sound ******* gross.

Capybara 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 5:34

I don't really think it's your fault, although "What's that sound?" might have sufficed.

cyndee_2010 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 6:23

#8 and how do you know she got upset after the girl was invited over. where you there?? maybe she was already upset but just then broke down. how do you know???

Zonedout 2

Tuesday 24 February 2009 14:31

well, it sucks that your mom is having a bad time of things. But I think both parties could've been equally embarrassed. After all hearing your mother crying like an insane person for unknown reasons could get one or two responses "ohh crap what the hell is going on now" or " thats my mom, I should go check on her..you can come if you want" Most likely a mix of both...cause I mean there's no telling what she could be crying over, you could walk in with the girl and your mom could scream something at you like " I just found out you're not a virgin anymore, the doctor just called with your blood results, you have herpes" I mean its a dangerous ituation.