Animals: Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange...

By frenchpop1960 - 23/02/2009 21:58 - United States

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML

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By anamota89 - 11/05/2012 09:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML

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By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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By BadBreath - 09/04/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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By wellokaythen - 14/05/2013 19:52 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML

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By Sprtsgeek13 - 13/09/2012 12:37 - United States - Camden

Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML

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By ashleyramsay - 23/10/2009 19:13 - Canada

Today, I heard whimpering while I was in my bedroom. Thinking it was my parents doing something nasty, I let them do it and turned on my music. My parents came home from work and I realised they were never home. I went into the room and saw my dead dog laying on the floor. FML

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By Chelsea - 21/04/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my mom made me clean. I was dusting in the living room and heard gunshots outside the apartment. I dove on the floor and started crying and screaming. My mom walked in and informed me that the sound was her making popcorn. FML

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By terrible person - 04/04/2011 09:29

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to break down and cry because his mother hates me for unknown reasons. I walked in, gave him a long hug, and started sobbing. I then saw his mother. She was visiting him to complain about how terrible a person I am. FML

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Cloudy_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 3:19

Did he go to her? And what's so funny about a dog throwing up?

Capybara 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 5:34

I don't really think it's your fault, although "What's that sound?" might have sufficed.

Comments

Bauer_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 2:01

Nice job there.

brodizzle 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 2:04

Nice!

suckerz 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 2:48

why would he not go to his mom when she's upset??? he's a sucker

Cloudy_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 3:19

Did he go to her? And what's so funny about a dog throwing up?

claudsayssing 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 3:45

yeah if I heard a dog puking id see if it was ok not laugh about it

Amkii 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 5:04

lol Nice. Women crying do sound really weird, though. I would know... my crying must sound ******* gross.

Capybara 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 5:34

I don't really think it's your fault, although "What's that sound?" might have sufficed.

cyndee_2010 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 6:23

#8 and how do you know she got upset after the girl was invited over. where you there?? maybe she was already upset but just then broke down. how do you know???

Zonedout 2

Tuesday 24 February 2009 14:31

well, it sucks that your mom is having a bad time of things. But I think both parties could've been equally embarrassed. After all hearing your mother crying like an insane person for unknown reasons could get one or two responses "ohh crap what the hell is going on now" or " thats my mom, I should go check on her..you can come if you want" Most likely a mix of both...cause I mean there's no telling what she could be crying over, you could walk in with the girl and your mom could scream something at you like " I just found out you're not a virgin anymore, the doctor just called with your blood results, you have herpes" I mean its a dangerous ituation.