Nice job there.

Nice!

why would he not go to his mom when she's upset??? he's a sucker

Did he go to her? And what's so funny about a dog throwing up?

yeah if I heard a dog puking id see if it was ok not laugh about it

lol Nice. Women crying do sound really weird, though. I would know... my crying must sound fucking gross.

I don't really think it's your fault, although "What's that sound?" might have sufficed.

#8 and how do you know she got upset after the girl was invited over. where you there?? maybe she was already upset but just then broke down. how do you know???

well, it sucks that your mom is having a bad time of things. But I think both parties could've been equally embarrassed. After all hearing your mother crying like an insane person for unknown reasons could get one or two responses "ohh crap what the hell is going on now" or " thats my mom, I should go check on her..you can come if you want" Most likely a mix of both...cause I mean there's no telling what she could be crying over, you could walk in with the girl and your mom could scream something at you like " I just found out you're not a virgin anymore, the doctor just called with your blood results, you have herpes" I mean its a dangerous ituation.

#15, "you can come if you want"!? If you were sobbing would you want your son to bring his little friend down to see you?

Well... his mama sounds like a dog throwing up. Big fucking deal.