Today, my bird learned how to mimic the fire alarm after my dad has been testing them for the last few months. He now enjoys sounding like a fire alarm anytime I turn the lights off with the other bird joining in. They live in my room. FML
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By  ViviMage  |  38

I feel for you! My uncle warned us never to swear in front of his African Grey. Which we kept to. HE couldn't stop talking about all the assholes on the road.
"So we hear this: "tock tock tock. Ass. HooooOOOlllee!"