Today, my bird learned to mimic my fire alarm. It proved it to me at 3 am. FML
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MyChemical_fml
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Aw that's cute...
Right...? :l
Right...? :l
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mhnilo88
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lol yeah it's adorable... on the bright side if some one tried to break in and heard the fire alarm they would try to gtfo
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MissBunny25
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b-b-b-bird bird bird bird is the word
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jwoww17
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^^ 31, lool :P
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tulsafml
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:D
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alex1432
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47 so you did hear?
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blueglue
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pet birds are the shit, they have more personality than dumb cats or submissive dogs
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theblackhannah
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bahahaha
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catalystics
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did u punch it?
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craaazymonkey
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lol
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MissBunny25
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3 I'm sensing you're somewhat of any angry soul.. seeing as though you ask if OP punches whatever the subject of the FML is ... anyways, I just wanted to say... I'm a huge fan of yours. can I have your autograph??? :D
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ViolentBears
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Now all you have to do is make it learn a police siren and you'll be set with a watch bird.
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Epic_Phale615
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THAT, would be badass. I'd go to school with it and harass my AP bio professor :P.
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LadyEmi
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I want a watch bird XD
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im_awsome
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lol
good luck wit your bird.
good luck wit your bird.
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matt1990
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did u get socked in tha mouth tha day of that picture? jw..
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ipwnlosers
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Woah... Your lips are big... haha... D:
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sanchogrim
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new jersey, bleh
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BWill9014
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This woman frustrates me so much... why must you fail every time by speaking in such a fail manner... and what is "awsome"... it's "awesome"...
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MissBunny25
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whoa 30 & 31.. this woman frustrates me a little as well.. but theres no need to make fun of the way she looks. that's mean and uncalled for.
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florecitabetch
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I totally agree with miss bunny
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Foexo
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Mimic it back. I'm sure the bird would get tired of hearing it after awhile and stop.
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SassiestLemon
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This made me laugh :Dq
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guitarist1071995
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it's like ur guard bird. hehe
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ilovepoppa
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FYL. I hate birds... especially ones that talk!
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DarkJoy_fml
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Why?
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Mitcha857
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because of potential situations like this probably
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shad93
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It happens to all of us......jk just you! :)
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badmamujamu
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That's why when I got mine I yelled "Fuck U" 10 times as much as I can
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hellogoodbye1996
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ten times as much as you can? oh that makes complete sense.
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SassiestLemon
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He/she meant to put It* somewhere in there I'm sure.
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badmamujamu
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Fuck off u homo
Right...? :l