By MacGrouber - 17/03/2011 00:12 - United States

Today, my bird learned to mimic my fire alarm. It proved it to me at 3 am. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 806
You deserved it 4 738

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ViolentBears 0

Now all you have to do is make it learn a police siren and you'll be set with a watch bird.

MyChemical_fml 0

Aw that's cute... Right...? :l


MyChemical_fml 0

Aw that's cute... Right...? :l

lol yeah it's adorable... on the bright side if some one tried to break in and heard the fire alarm they would try to gtfo

b-b-b-bird bird bird bird is the word

^^ 31, lool :P

47 so you did hear?

pet birds are the shit, they have more personality than dumb cats or submissive dogs

theblackhannah 0


catalystics 2

did u punch it?

3 I'm sensing you're somewhat of any angry soul.. seeing as though you ask if OP punches whatever the subject of the FML is ... anyways, I just wanted to say... I'm a huge fan of yours. can I have your autograph??? :D

ViolentBears 0

Now all you have to do is make it learn a police siren and you'll be set with a watch bird.

Epic_Phale615 0

THAT, would be badass. I'd go to school with it and harass my AP bio professor :P.

LadyEmi 15

I want a watch bird XD

lol good luck wit your bird.

matt1990 0

did u get socked in tha mouth tha day of that picture? jw..

Woah... Your lips are big... haha... D:

new jersey, bleh

This woman frustrates me so much... why must you fail every time by speaking in such a fail manner... and what is "awsome"... it's "awesome"...

whoa 30 & 31.. this woman frustrates me a little as well.. but theres no need to make fun of the way she looks. that's mean and uncalled for.

I totally agree with miss bunny

Mimic it back. I'm sure the bird would get tired of hearing it after awhile and stop.

This made me laugh :Dq

it's like ur guard bird. hehe

ilovepoppa 0

FYL. I hate birds... especially ones that talk!

because of potential situations like this probably

shad93 3

It happens to all of us......jk just you! :)

badmamujamu 0

That's why when I got mine I yelled "Fuck U" 10 times as much as I can

hellogoodbye1996 6

ten times as much as you can? oh that makes complete sense.

He/she meant to put It* somewhere in there I'm sure.

badmamujamu 0

Fuck off u homo