Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my husband tried to haggle a blowjob out of me in exchange for taking his first shower in nearly two weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, I noticed that to get my boyfriend to do what I want, I must bribe him with food instead of sex. FML
Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
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Cokencsi 0
I hope you give him oral AFTER he bathes at least. gross.
ewheeley 0
easy fix... dump him. he has a problem, and it's not like you're married. what do you even find attractive about a guy who never showers?
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Comments (215)
afallingstar 22
you wanna suck something he only washes once every 10 or so days? that's nasty...
andyneored 0
IDE shower everyday for you if your gonna suck me off. Lol
dtjunki 0
Yea i agree, there's soo much wrong with that it's not even funny. YDI for bribing him, when there's something else you could do. Now he's not going to grow up and be a big boy about his hygiene responsibilities because he thinks the longer he waits the more his girlfriend will suck him off. My advice to you is to actually be SEXY about it. and lead him to the shower, and take one with him. Thats the cuter way to go with it. Otherwise. You're putting a nasty dirty dick in your mouth, so he'll clean it when you're done. Ew.
immazombeastxD 0
how does crab taste?
Sentance 0
Just dump him retard.
ninja_9881 0
yur bf is super smart
ninja_9881 0
just suck his dick hard and he will want to shower or take a shower with him and **** him in the shower
aschulthesz 0
your cheap and pathetic sweetie
foreverskier 0
maybe its time to let him go or threaten him by withholding sex
sum1two 0
Hmm I like that and I'm going to agree.