Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him. He's my next door neighbor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in a long distance relationship with his ex. Not only do we live on the same island, he's also my neighbor and my co-worker. FML
Good boy
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Doppelganger
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Assumptions
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Love thy neighbour
Today, I found out that I have moved next door to a guy from my school, with whom I've had a arguments with. FML
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Astroman129 7
Then get the hell away from your computer screen and to talk to him or something. I mean why the hell not if you live 15 seconds away?
usafsamy27 0
sad face.
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Comments (181)
DezzeyXNichole 0
That's pathetic. Get your lazy ass off your couch and go see him. Like, SERIOUSLY. I'd kill to live next to my boyfriend.
berryblue 0
knock on his window and hang out with him
FMLsOhilarious 6
That's society today. YDI for not going next door to see him.
notsoluckypup 12
So do I...because I'm in a long distance relationship. (Sure puts things in perspective...)
perdix 31
Maybe the OP and her boyfriend are also in an LDR. They could each live in enormous houses on giant estates . . . perhaps on adjacent mountains!
alexandria14 0
same with me! but my boyfriend that I have had for a long time would rather text me all the time then see me! I hate it.
walleneve 2
dont let yourself! tell him how you feel if not dump him. he should appreciate that your with him!
outrox500 0
then it's time for u to go take a small walk!!!!
AARONPSP 0
Yeah, cause that looooong walk from your house to his is like a billion miles. Better not risk it. Someones dog could come up and eat you.
TheMonica 0
Ahh the joys of living in the age of technology. Pretty soon there's basically going to be no human interaction... I dread that day. I personally would rather do pretty much anything in person than over the phone, through a text, or by using the computer.
carolv22 0
your dog is soooo cute!
TheMonica 0
Thanks. :) I really need to put a picture up of her as a puppy. She was absolutely, incredibly adorable then.
TheMonica 0
The puppy you are holding is adorable as well. :) See, the OP just needs a dog so they won't feel as alone on Friday nights.
datgirl 0
Maybe OP's bf works a lot and they don't have time to see each other. My bf is my neighbor too and we text more than we see each other because we're both pretty busy.
Darklord53 0
not my problem
flyboy30364 0
ok so I don't see this as a major problem... I mean come on yes you should go and see him more often but the truth is unless you live with a person you will probably spend more time using countless pieces of technology to talk to them. my girl lives like 10 minutes away I don't text her every second because I'm not whipped but I do spend more time on the phone and texting then I do in person. I see her probably 6 out of the 7 days a week.
walleneve 2
wow lucky you! i only see my bf twice a week the most and he lives 15 mins away. it just depends on the situation if we are busy or not yet the less you hangout the more you both appreciate the time you spend with eachother and less arguing! :)