By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 02:48 - United States

Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
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Anonnamus 0

Hmmm. Was the dog a Siberian Husky?

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GordonLC 0

it's hard to compete with a dog's affection. your standards are rediculous though. I'm sure your boyfriend would hump your leg more often if he was a dog.

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Byrdd 0

my girl jus pulled the same shyt. i sold everything i own to move in with her and she tells me four months later she doesnt kno what she wants.....

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Drew_V 0

GET OVER IT!!!!! all fmls are nowadays are girls birching about "my boyfriend doesn't love me and I want somebody to feel sorry for me!!! *sob*" do something useful and take action instead of whining about it on the Internet!!!!!!

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ashlieghhmarie21 0

mannn that suckkss !! I think you need to find a new boyfriend or a less affectionate dog :) hehe

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Reynard12 0

Which sort of begs the question what sort of affection you are accepting from your landlord's dog.

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locklock 0

ydi for not making ur boyfriend a sandwich

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Cortneysabeast6 0

yea that sounds like it sucks

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snickerdoodlesfa 0

snickerdooodles rules. she should start her own talk show like a mixture of dr. Phil and Ellen

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evig_fml 16

on the show can snickerdoodles be made fun of constantly or is this like a real talk so because if snickerdoodles started crying I would totally watch. agree?

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anti_average 5

I suppose that would be something new. I tire of watching you bashers crying every time she posts a comment. =

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Anodyne 0

I'm guessing your constantly reminding him about all that you left for him, it didn't occur to you that you in fact might be the cause of the lack of intimacy in your relationship. Seriously, it takes two people to make a relationship work, if you've got a problem with something you need to open up and talk to the other person and give them time to absorb what you've said and make changes. You know what, .. you might even have to work at your relationship ****SHOCK HORROR**** I am constantly amazed that people honestly think relationships are like instant coffee, you make it happen then when it cools off .. oh well .. time for another cup. seriously wtf.

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MellowYelloe 0

^^This Best advice for a relationship is to communicate.

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Angeledice 0

Agreed to this as well. Talk first! So much can be solved by a decent conversation between partners.

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NeonBunBun 0

I agree with doodles. there's no reason for you to stay with him if he's not even giving you attention. you should have known before you moved in how he treats you, if he didn't give much attention before you moved in then why would he now?

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troubleinharlem 0

well, you know what they say - "men are dogs". sorry that you have to deal with it, though.

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