Emily J.
United States
Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him. He's my next door neighbor. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
grandma
Barnesville, United States
Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML
KMAC
United States
Today, I found out my fiancé is in a long distance relationship with his ex. Not only do we live on the same island, he's also my neighbor and my co-worker. FML
doggylove
Winnipeg, Canada
Good boy
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
angry girlfriend
West Harrison, United States
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
eleonor
France
Doppelganger
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
Anonymous
Pleasanton, United States
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
well, now what
Broken Arrow, United States
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
181999
Essex Junction, United States
Assumptions
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Anonymous
Love thy neighbour
Today, I found out that I have moved next door to a guy from my school, with whom I've had a arguments with. FML
Top comments
Astroman129 7
Then get the hell away from your computer screen and to talk to him or something. I mean why the hell not if you live 15 seconds away?
usafsamy27 0
sad face.
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Comments (181)
Jaxx66 21
both of you deserve it. you live next door. do something about it.
horizonflyer9 0
you have no clue how lucky you are with him just next door! see him, im lucky if i see my girlfriend once a month :(
grass123 0
are u stupid go talk to him before another women that better than u and doesnt text him more than see him will take him away from
Ritaa_fml 4
That's going to suck when you break up.
nerdsgetmehot 23
How old are you? If you're so upset by this, you should walk next door more often to see him.
whadduppFML 0
same here girl. been with mine for 7 years in august. it didnt used to be like this when we were younger, but now we text more than we see each other and ive lived next door to him for as long as ive known him. its actually really sad. i mean we go out but even when we're both home and arent doing anything we sometimes still dont see each other.
xxEMOxPRINCESSxx 0
heres an idea....get your retarded ass off the computer and walk next door!!!!
vegan_muffin 5
Eh, just text him less.
dabom392 4
that would be akward wen u guys break up, I've had that happened and we even had sex so it's even more akward
kristylew03 1
I don't see how this is that strange. Even if I had a bf that lived next door I'd still expect to have our own lives and some days just shoot a text to let them know I'm thinking about them. Even if I was going to hang out with them I'd still text to make sure they were free before I just barge in.