Emily J.
United States
Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him. He's my next door neighbor. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
grandma
Barnesville, United States
Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML
KMAC
United States
Today, I found out my fiancé is in a long distance relationship with his ex. Not only do we live on the same island, he's also my neighbor and my co-worker. FML
doggylove
Winnipeg, Canada
Good boy
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
angry girlfriend
West Harrison, United States
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
eleonor
France
Doppelganger
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
Anonymous
Pleasanton, United States
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
well, now what
Broken Arrow, United States
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
181999
Essex Junction, United States
Assumptions
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Anonymous
Love thy neighbour
Today, I found out that I have moved next door to a guy from my school, with whom I've had a arguments with. FML
Top comments
Astroman129 7
Then get the hell away from your computer screen and to talk to him or something. I mean why the hell not if you live 15 seconds away?
usafsamy27 0
sad face.
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Comments (181)
siahbean 1
haha thats awesome.
DontHateAppricia 0
I'd give anythinn to live next to mahh bf , get your lazy ass up and go see him (:
deepwithin 0
wow that's just like me
mimikinsz 0
Boo
soulsistah713 0
that's how it is with my best friend.
shayfray 0
That's unhealthy, Sorry but it is!
undead101 0
how do you manage that.?
Xjelly95 0
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BornToCheer 0
it's ok my ex boyfriend would only tell me I love you in a text never at school or when I saw him not even when he called me! that's dumb…I dumped him after 3 weeks
B_Wizzle17 2
Wow he wouldn't say he loves you after 3 whole entire weeks?! Good job dumping such an inconsiderate person. /end sarcasm/
josh12346 0
:(