Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML
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Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML
Today, I was walking into work when a gust of wind blew my skirt completely over my head in front of a group of tourists taking pictures of the building. Now I'm afraid that somewhere out there is a photo of me flashing my polka-dot underwear like a knock-off Marilyn Monroe. FML
Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML
Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I passed a construction site. All of the workers started making a fuss and whistling, etc. Naturally, I got very flustered. I stood still for a second and faced them. One yelled for me to move because I was in the way of a girl at a stop light. FML
Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML
Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML
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SirWhatsHisFace 0
OP you shouldn't wear skirts made of pencils, you could stab your thighs. :o
FYLDeep 25
I bet you looked sharp in that pencil skirt.
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Comments (126)
Freeze_fml 16
YDI for feeling good. That'll show you. Should have been obvious when people were honking.
MissErikaHart 0
who would say "oh shoot girl" anyway? before you found out about the rip you seemed to b enjoying the attention so u ydi
ThiszMexicanLove 0
^^^ I agree.! @OP, they could have been honking at you thinking you were a cheap homelesz stripper for all you know, slutty *****.!
Ali_Br_fml 33
You blew them a kiss? Wow... Smh
FFML_314 11
Who would say "b" instead of "be" ? Moron.
xesyeso 0
***** (:
BahahahLOL 0
wow, adding that smiley face really changed my thoughts on the word before it.
EffinAhole 0
lol @ 41
Sexywifey91 0
how would she be a cheap homeless stripper... do you even know how much strippers make on a daily basis apparently you are ignorant so just shut up...
LOL_Noobs 0
you would know cause you are one^^
CitrusGirl 0
can people stop misusing the words ***** and ****? Seriously. ****** and ***** are girls who have sex with many men. There is nothing about her having sex in this fml.
thatfrenchguy 8
what does smh mean?
Sexywifey91 0
smh=shaking my head ya it's the stupidest thing ever.. and really annoying
MissErikaHart 0
first of all ***** and ****** r two different things. ****** get paid. ***** don't. and secondly, I say "b" instead of "be" cuz I b me.
5t3ff1k4h 44
Well u b a moron.
MissErikaHart 0
mayb so but whether I am or not it's irrelevant. I been blessed with a great life, lots of money, and a very well behaved son. I'll b a moron all day for the life I live and what's in it. ur life probably hella sucks.
Mehness 0
Looks like someone's pulling the "My life is better than yours, so your argument is invalid" card.
theian01 3
90 *bn not been. you us way too many e's. spcally with th conomy th way it is. /badjoke
zerobahamut03 2
Lol sucks for you. Hate it when I get foot long rips in my pencil skirts...
skittle68 0
How much of that money do you have to give to your pimp misserica? Or do you just give him all of it and he gives you an allowance?
bailes_o_hay 0
hahaha I love this thread
MissErikaHart 0
we aint pimpin n hoein over here. dont need to. my moneys too long for me to have to do anything but relax, take vacations, go shopping, and chill all day smokin weed.
bailes_o_hay 0
ooh so drug dealin. got it
5t3ff1k4h 44
Erika - Just because your life's average doesn't make mine shitty. Sorry, my life is awesome. I'm more than happy with it. But, I'm not going to brag about it and tell you every little detail that's so awesome. I like whoever made the comment, "Looks like someone's pulling the "My life is better than yours, so your argument is invalid" card." I totally agree with this statement. Smoking weed all day? What a life. Yeah, yours is totally better than mine.
kidwiththehair12 0
62 ugly strippers don't make much
SoCalHunn 0
misserika how the **** are you going to be smoking weed when you have a son. wat a rolemodel.. your seriously ridiculous
wolfshadow 4
My parents have been smoking weed since the day I was born. I however, have never touched a blunt or a cigarrete.
pureecstasy 5
88 Win nuff said
daymann 0
cuzz weed is ******* awesome coming from a straight a student... and for the asshole about to make a comment on my spelling or lack of capitalization and punctuation to look cool, I'm using an iPod so **** off.
bailes_o_hay 0
123 - it's funny you think getting straight A's in school is comparable to raising a kid
sk8rchick97 0
this was posted on my birthdayXD
saliat 0
Meaning u r a stripper?
kims0706 10
Well what if she didnt feel good, and was one of those girls that rolled their eyes at this stuff? I say if your gonna fail, do it in style :)
fernandita91 0
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lol that sucks haha omg I'm in the first posts !!!
paid2think 0
Congrats!
hairt 4
1 + 2 = 3 = you
BahahahLOL 0
SEXY PARTY!
stitesy29 18
Kill yourself
GavinRoskamp 0
Damn, ****! Bahaha. I feel for you. These kinds of clothing slips are the worst!
SirWhatsHisFace 0
OP you shouldn't wear skirts made of pencils, you could stab your thighs. :o
skwishTHEfishyy 0
AHAHAHAHA
blo0_starZz 0
That happened to me once! D': My mommy wanted me to be emo :c But they taste good :3 CHOCOLATE MILK :D
Star928 7
Dafuq did i just read?
beaglegal 42
You sir. I like that comment. :)
FYLDeep 25
I bet you looked sharp in that pencil skirt.
Schizomaniac 24
I'll bet she did, but she probably wishes she could erase this from her memory.
TheTigerRoars 0
I love these puns! Great work everyone! Just to break the chain now before it becomes too awesome for the crowd. I love ruining strangers witty remarks. -Fluffy McTiger
TheTigerRoars 0
Darn it. How juvenile of me. Strangers'* My apologies. -Fluffy McTiger
EffinAhole 0
31 why do u always post a signature? Wouldn't it have been easier to make "fluffy mctiger" your user name? -EffinAhole
TheTigerRoars 0
It would have, but I didn't come up with that at the time. Besides, I'm trying to make my name known. v<<< Just to keep bugging people. -Fluffy McTiger
stitesy29 18
Pun level: Rage Gaming
Rokksteady 3
that's... embarrassing
TheTigerRoars 0
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Always check your clothes before leaving the house. Make sure to be extra self conscience from now on and check your clothes every five minutes. You shouldn't have any trouble. JK JK, I would be embarrassed OP. Which is why I gave up on skirts and went to stripes. -Fluffy McTiger
DjeePee 24
Every five minutes? Are we girls still allowed to have a relaxed life?
TheTigerRoars 0
Not if you're her or wear tight skirts made out of flimsy material that will rip at any given moment. :D Stick to natural, comfy style. I do it and I always look amazing. Jk, so cocky of me. -Fluffy McTiger
morgan320 0
fluffy mctiger is alwayz awsom! please correct my grammar, it makes me feel good that u care about doing it!
TheTigerRoars 0
Okay! :D 'Fluffy McTiger is always awesome!' I so care. -Fluffy McTiger
morgan320 0
goodie! -Morgan, thats me!
NeonPopRocks 14
Fluffy McTiger is pretty damn cute!
Shookitup 0
So I'm guessing you've never been complimented before? Since nobody actually normal has ever thought "Oh shoot girl" was a compliment
Biancaisbizarre 0
That actually is a compliment in New York. :-p
Shookitup 0
Haha really?? That's so different than in Cali :P
Person1233 12
That is NOT a compliment anywhere.
deformedsurf 0
It's as much a compliment as a guy saying "I'd sop that up with a biscuit"
Peacemaker9 7
agreed with 70
5t3ff1k4h 44
Really, guys? You don't take "Oh, damn girl!" as a compliment? What OP's... uh... "friend" said, was a variation of that.
fernandita91 0
op should drawn in the bare spot w one of the pencils
mckibabe 7
BOOM! Bye bye ducky
anoellem 1
This isn't even funny...
mrahhhhh 21
Shouldn't you have felt a nice refreshing breeze "down there" and noticed your skirt was ripped?
JillianlikesVogu 0
She could have been wearing Spanx, a lot of fat girls do that nowadays.
valley_dragon 0
ummm it's a little presumptuous to assume she's a) a fatty, b) wearing spanx, and c) that only big girls need them. a lot of people in the states wear them, including celebs. how rude of you!
CitrusGirl 0
i don't beleive she called her fat... She was offering a suggestion of why OP may not have "felt a breeze". I think you're going around trying to find things that maybe possibly could kinda be an insult and having a fit over them.
CitrusGirl 0
and now I see that she did indeed use the word fat. My bad. You're still getting too worked up though
Proudmary 2
depends. If it's a long skirt(a foot-long rip requires a long skirt I guess) the breeze would be pretty low, and unnnoticeable. Unless there was wind or it was really chilly outside there would be no breeze to feel regardless of length. Also, warm tights would prevent the breeze anyway. And, if it's a short skirt, there would be a breeze anyway. Or it could be a double-layered skirt, so even though the rip would be visible OP would feel the inner layer as usual.
valley_dragon 0
super random... aren't you doing the same thing?