Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him. He's my next door neighbor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in a long distance relationship with his ex. Not only do we live on the same island, he's also my neighbor and my co-worker. FML
Good boy
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Doppelganger
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Assumptions
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Love thy neighbour
Today, I found out that I have moved next door to a guy from my school, with whom I've had a arguments with. FML
Top comments
Astroman129 7
Then get the hell away from your computer screen and to talk to him or something. I mean why the hell not if you live 15 seconds away?
usafsamy27 0
sad face.
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yourangel1635 0
I have the same problem... but mines not my neighbor
NellieSem 0
that is just sad.
justbigbs 6
Ahh a digital life, isn't it wonderful
cheesecake_36 6
seriously? next door? are you like a textaholic? get ur ******* ass over there! jeeze i'd be pretty damn grateful if my bf lived right next to me! I'd probably go over every damn day!
megbrand 0
Wow! You honestly don't even know how good you have it. Try having a long distance relationship and the only thing you can do is text! You don't deserve a relationship. Jeesh.
TheyCallmeStacey 9
awe feel ya
purplerussle 0
Okay, I usually just visit this website for poops and giggles, but I felt the need to actually become a member just so I can comment on posts after I read this FML! OP, you NEED to take advantage of this! My boyfriend only lives 40 minutes away, but I have not yet attained my drivers license, and neither has he. The only way we can be transported is through our moms. Both our fathers work a lot and can not drive us around because of this. Also, because it is summer, we can't see each other at school. We would ask our mothers for a ride, but they work during the day, and are busy driving our siblings around to their activities and sports at night. We don't get to see each other a lot for pathetic reasons that could be easily fixed, but can't be at the moment because we still have about 6 months before we are old enough to drive. You live right next to him! Go over there! Honestly, if my boyfriend lived right next door, I would sneak into his house at night to sleepover and risk getting caught. There wouldn't be a day that we didn't hang out. I'm sorry for writing a long and obnoxious paragraph everyone. That is all.
toilet10 0
exact same thing with me.
vishuzzbabe77 0
that's pathetic
iswim99 0
That is completely YOUR FAULT!