Emily J.
United States
Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him. He's my next door neighbor. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
grandma
Barnesville, United States
Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML
KMAC
United States
Today, I found out my fiancé is in a long distance relationship with his ex. Not only do we live on the same island, he's also my neighbor and my co-worker. FML
doggylove
Winnipeg, Canada
Good boy
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
angry girlfriend
West Harrison, United States
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
eleonor
France
Doppelganger
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
Anonymous
Pleasanton, United States
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
well, now what
Broken Arrow, United States
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
181999
Essex Junction, United States
Assumptions
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Anonymous
Love thy neighbour
Today, I found out that I have moved next door to a guy from my school, with whom I've had a arguments with. FML
Top comments
Astroman129 7
Then get the hell away from your computer screen and to talk to him or something. I mean why the hell not if you live 15 seconds away?
usafsamy27 0
sad face.
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Comments (181)
BabyGirll_0620 0
Wow, lazy much?
obliviously_me 0
People don't realize how hard it is, I saw this and had to comment. My boyfriend of almost a year and a half is also my neighbor and in the past two weeks I've hung out with him once, sad part? He's not a texter... And I STILL text him more than see him. Just because he's your neighbor doesn't make it easy - just makes it less of a commute... I feel your pain :(
MrJustFriendz 5
that's blows lol
wowguy129 0
Really are you that lazy to walk over to his house Like what 10 seconds why texts when you can get laid
limeyellow666 0
I think I know who wrote this but don't worry, since I've been dating him, I treat him way better than that!
landooooo 5
You should switch it up a bit. Try Facebooking him. ;D (...facebooking?)
GoBolts 12
You've got to take the initiative and go over there unannounced! :)
A7X2012 0
I would see my gf all day every day the moment she got off work or school wats wrong with u seriously!!!!!!!!
Jvd0528 0
Ok, if you're over the age of 12, wth are you doing? At least call the guy and get him to meet in between your houses or something! Good lord, I'd kill to live that close to my girlfriend. Idk, maybe he's a pussy and just doesn't do the whole "talking" business
jenniferunicorn 5
maybe instead of going on FML , you can just walk over to his house to make plans ir something ? -.-