Emily J.
United States
Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him. He's my next door neighbor. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
grandma
Barnesville, United States
Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML
KMAC
United States
Today, I found out my fiancé is in a long distance relationship with his ex. Not only do we live on the same island, he's also my neighbor and my co-worker. FML
doggylove
Winnipeg, Canada
Good boy
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
angry girlfriend
West Harrison, United States
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
eleonor
France
Doppelganger
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
Anonymous
Pleasanton, United States
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
well, now what
Broken Arrow, United States
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
181999
Essex Junction, United States
Assumptions
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Anonymous
Love thy neighbour
Today, I found out that I have moved next door to a guy from my school, with whom I've had a arguments with. FML
Top comments
Astroman129 7
Then get the hell away from your computer screen and to talk to him or something. I mean why the hell not if you live 15 seconds away?
usafsamy27 0
sad face.
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Comments (181)
RainbowHeadache 2
I wish I could be that close to my boyfriend. He lives 300 miles away. No one is going to feel sorry for you, OP when all you have to do is walk outside to solve your "problem".
cjgqsmooth 0
it's simple: get up, walk downstairs, go outside, walk a few steps to the next house, then knock on the door and I'm sure he'll answer. there! was that so hard?
Darklord53 0
sounds legit
snippyxD 7
wow people are lazy on here. but for all we know it's not op's fault maybe it's the bf's fault not inviting op over or visa versa.
mc30290 0
wow hon. that's sad. that's just sad. just get up off your ass and walk the 20 secs it takes to see him!
FrostyBby 0
akward..
hubla 0
he may be gay and may or may not be using you as a cover up
AnimalLover1031 8
Wow that's , well kind of pathetic.
Moota 9
No, it IS pathetic. She is a lazy ass.
AnimalLover1031 8
Yeah shows how much she loves her boyfriend -_-
jjice 6
He can always come over to see her
IloveyouJon 11
It's not that hard to walk two feet over op
tiffany1108 0
Wow you guys are too lazy! That's your own fault because if I lived next door to my boyfriend I'd be over there many more times than I text him.
MsSoulReaper 27
You two should get out more.
Moota 9
I don't think their relationship will last long enough for them to hang out.. Even as we comment they're probably broke up now.