FML : Today, I went on my first date in a long time. We went to see "New Moon." After the girl stole my hat, I grabbed her phone. While trying to get it back,...

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Today, I went on my first date in a long time. We went to see "New Moon." After the girl stole my hat, I grabbed her phone. While trying to get it back, she held a lighter to me, threatening me. Next thing I know my beard is on fire, so not only did I have to sit through horrible acting, I got burnt. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By toastedguy - / Tuesday 1 December 2009 05:00 / United States

Love

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By Rellich | 0

#698233 - Tuesday 1 December 2009 12:33

I want to say, "YDI," but no one deserves a psycho bitch like that...

By smiller0789 | 3

#698230 - Tuesday 1 December 2009 12:31

Fucked...up

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By smiller0789 | 3

#698230 - Tuesday 1 December 2009 12:31

Fucked...up

purplekites | 0

#698548 - Tuesday 1 December 2009 05:41

thats what you get when you hate in new moon! hahaha!

Draq | 1

#698550 - Tuesday 1 December 2009 05:44

At least getting your beard set on fire is exciting.

k43L1 | 0

#698982 - Tuesday 1 December 2009 10:33

#1 said it all. this is so messed up, I don't know how it could even happen.

greenltrn2003 | 0

#699392 - Wednesday 2 December 2009 02:36

#50 you clearly meant on...Im not the type to troll on grammer but... fucking Twilight fans

ohmygoodnex | 0

#699522 - Wednesday 2 December 2009 04:09

#50 is a fucking failure.

go_fuck_yourself | 0

#699642 - Wednesday 2 December 2009 05:17

#1 THerEs A REaSon FOr WHy THis SIte Is cALlEd FMl? And Thts Wht yU GEt FOr Nt LiKEing NEw Moon

No_Heart | 0

#699740 - Wednesday 2 December 2009 06:40

I can't tell if 121 is pretending to be or if she really is retarded.

Grndslmhttr3 | 0

#699789 - Wednesday 2 December 2009 07:46

@110: At least spell "grammar" correctly if you're going to be critical of someone else's grammar.

dawny1090 | 0

#703868 - Friday 4 December 2009 09:25

That's what happens when you get around fucking crazy ass Twilight fans

sharon_ellj | 0

#740200 - Monday 28 December 2010 06:41

#121 Freaking retard! Only dumb freshmans type like that. It gets so annoying and it IS NOT COOL!

Eric123456789000 | 0

#1291169 - Monday 23 August 2010 07:46

I hate you and anyone else who types like you. go die.

iBiteRoses | 22

#3455035 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 08:34

LOL you troll you, you said "grammer" were you trying to make a point? Because they're suffering enough being Twatlight fans...

By Rellich | 0

#698233 - Tuesday 1 December 2009 12:33

I want to say, "YDI," but no one deserves a psycho bitch like that...

By munim | 0

#698235 - Tuesday 1 December 2009 12:34

wait what? your date burnt your beard?

By InstraClassic | 0

#698237 - Tuesday 1 December 2009 12:35

What the fuuuuck?

By cuteguyoO | 0

#698239 - Tuesday 1 December 2009 12:36

Edward - 1 You - 0

SexyAnonOnTumblr | 12

#6334239 - Sunday 28 June 2015 06:13

yes ?

By FireFlie07 | 20

#698244 - Tuesday 1 December 2009 12:41

You didn't leave the theatre after some crazy bitch set your beard on fire?!?!?! YDI

catatonicsleep | 17

#698270 - Tuesday 1 December 2009 12:54

i think he meant that she burned his beard after the movie

By farflungfloyd | 0

#698246 - Tuesday 1 December 2009 12:42

Oh my god. I'm so confused.

By crazyarsedfly | 14

#698247 - Tuesday 1 December 2009 12:42

I reallly hope that the burning incident happened AFTER the movie, otherwise why the hell did you not leave?! But seriously.. thats messed up.. she needs help.

By LEPOfficer | 0

#698249 - Tuesday 1 December 2009 12:43

Can you just imagine being an onlooker to this FML? Suddenly a big burly man with a flaming lumberjack beard runs by flailing his arms and screaming. Of course I'm estimating the size of the man, beard, and reaction, but it'd make the story all the more exciting.

GodOfBeer | 5

#698262 - Tuesday 1 December 2009 12:50

followed by a short thin emo girl, dressed in pink, with a mad look in her eyes loool

DoomJeff91 | 2

#698443 - Tuesday 1 December 2009 04:20

And Morgan Freeman narrating the whole thing.

Brave_Sir_Robin | 4

#698463 - Tuesday 1 December 2009 04:29

...Jager.

Reyo | 2

#698918 - Tuesday 1 December 2009 10:07

like a Twinkie...like a Twinkie...

yousodi | 7

#3237528 - Monday 5 September 2011 04:55

Loooool

By Peroxide | 3

#698260 - Tuesday 1 December 2009 12:49

Setting your beard on fire-thats a deal breaker right there Although this does give me an idea. I grew a mo for movember. Perhaps burning it off will be more fun than shaving. I'll let you know how the third degree burns go.