By toastedguy - 01/12/2009 05:00 - United States
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Fucked...up
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Show it anywayAt least getting your beard set on fire is exciting.
#1 said it all. this is so messed up, I don't know how it could even happen.
#50 is a fucking failure.
I can't tell if 121 is pretending to be or if she really is retarded.
@110: At least spell "grammar" correctly if you're going to be critical of someone else's grammar.
That's what happens when you get around fucking crazy ass Twilight fans
I hate you and anyone else who types like you. go die.
wait what? your date burnt your beard?
What the fuuuuck?
Edward - 1 You - 0
yes ?
i think he meant that she burned his beard after the movie
Oh my god. I'm so confused.
I reallly hope that the burning incident happened AFTER the movie, otherwise why the hell did you not leave?! But seriously.. thats messed up.. she needs help.
Can you just imagine being an onlooker to this FML? Suddenly a big burly man with a flaming lumberjack beard runs by flailing his arms and screaming. Of course I'm estimating the size of the man, beard, and reaction, but it'd make the story all the more exciting.
followed by a short thin emo girl, dressed in pink, with a mad look in her eyes loool
...Jager.
Loooool
Setting your beard on fire-thats a deal breaker right there Although this does give me an idea. I grew a mo for movember. Perhaps burning it off will be more fun than shaving. I'll let you know how the third degree burns go.
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I want to say, "YDI," but no one deserves a psycho bitch like that...
Fucked...up