Emily J.
United States
Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him. He's my next door neighbor. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
grandma
Barnesville, United States
Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML
KMAC
United States
Today, I found out my fiancé is in a long distance relationship with his ex. Not only do we live on the same island, he's also my neighbor and my co-worker. FML
doggylove
Winnipeg, Canada
Good boy
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
angry girlfriend
West Harrison, United States
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
eleonor
France
Doppelganger
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
Anonymous
Pleasanton, United States
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
well, now what
Broken Arrow, United States
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
181999
Essex Junction, United States
Assumptions
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Anonymous
Love thy neighbour
Today, I found out that I have moved next door to a guy from my school, with whom I've had a arguments with. FML
Top comments
Astroman129 7
Then get the hell away from your computer screen and to talk to him or something. I mean why the hell not if you live 15 seconds away?
usafsamy27 0
sad face.
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Comments (181)
Tomatobee 4
Aww, I was in the same situation once! Next-door-neighbor deal and all! And then he dumped me. OP, you may want to talk to him about this...
chaywood13 0
Wasn't that a movie or something?
nygiantsfan85 8
So you should Text him that
EsperEmpress 6
Don't worry, I do the same thing with my boyfriend, but that's only because his parents don't like me and treat him like Cinderella so I don't get a chance to see him :/
41Gierden41 0
maybe u should get up and go next door, idk just sayin
ifeelya 5
save your money on texting. do sneaky things like we would in high school or naughty we adults do. that's one of the reasons why i dislike to have a lot of female friends- fricking airheads, like someone who texts to the bf... who lives next-door.
babyfireball77 14
lucky your bf lives next door! thats convient ;)
jellybelliez 0
what is up wid people now these days ?? r they really that lazy 2 jx wlk outside??
karagarren 8
if i lived next to my boyfriend... sexy timez!
walleneve 2
you should surprise him by sneaking in through his bedroom window. He will see how spontaneous you are and might even appreciate you more.
carolv22 0
annnnnnd that's the problem with communication in relationships these days.