Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him. He's my next door neighbor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in a long distance relationship with his ex. Not only do we live on the same island, he's also my neighbor and my co-worker. FML
Good boy
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Doppelganger
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Assumptions
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Love thy neighbour
Today, I found out that I have moved next door to a guy from my school, with whom I've had a arguments with. FML
Top comments
Astroman129 7
Then get the hell away from your computer screen and to talk to him or something. I mean why the hell not if you live 15 seconds away?
usafsamy27 0
sad face.
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Comments (181)
grimowl 1
...and nobody realize this might be because OP and her boyfriend are students(living next to each other screams student apartments) doing tons of studying and a part-time job on top of that to be able to live there? FYL OP!
shaniecerb 0
hey ok,living that close to your significant other may not b as good as some of u try to make it seem.thats an easy way to get tierd of someone.it may be annoying after a while
lisha88 1
either you both are lazy and need to get up and see each other, your both so busy u need to make time for each other, or someone is cheating and you need to breakup...I doubt if anyone would be too busy to walk a few feet to hangout even for a few minutes
LizzJizz 16
You should probably go give him some company then....o_o
mbet3 1
Go the **** over then!
CrazyGirl445 4
haha I did the same thigh when I dated my neighbor. but he worked
marcyfrances 4
this is ridiculous
smallory42 0
Visit him more?
slinkydee 2
Yes. Fyl. You and your boyfriend would rather sit inside all day instead of making the effort to walk 15 seconds to spend time with each other. Great relationship. FYL indeed.
eesiino24 0
i absolutely HATE relationships like that. you're boyfriend and girlfriend, go have some fun while it lasts! you're wasting your time if you think you can get something out of a relationship where you only use technology to communicate.