Love, Money, Dating and First Dates: First dates

First dates

By Anonymous - 08/12/2021 18:59 - United Kingdom - Blackburn

Today, I went to a Christmas market with a guy. Not only did he buy himself a hot chocolate, he made me pay for his pancakes, which he threw away halfway through. He took me to a bar after ,just to get himself a nice cocktail, and free tap water for me. Nice date, right? FML

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By DennisQuaide69 - 27/06/2017 00:00

Today, I went on an a date with a guy I met online. We were waiting in line at Starbucks when he turned to me and said, "Do you want anything?" Just before I was about to answer, he practically shoved in front of me and paid for himself. The cashier looked more horrified than I did. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 16:07 - Canada

Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

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By bad date - 13/06/2012 04:42 - United States - Bennet

Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML

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By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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By TooGulible - 12/07/2016 20:08 - United States - Madison Heights

Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop when a hot guy came in and started chatting me up. I got him his ice cream and as I handed it to him, he mentioned that I was cute and walked away. Then I realised he hadn't paid for the ice cream, and I didn't even get a date out of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML

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By scared - 02/10/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML

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By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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By anonymous001 - 08/01/2013 19:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML

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Wednesday 8 December 2021 22:19

He made you pay? How could he make you? Learn to say no.

alex_jaguara 32

Wednesday 8 December 2021 21:49

Big red flag, he threw the pancakes.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 8 December 2021 20:20

He was just testing you to see if you have a spine. His test shows that you don't. This could mean that you passed or failed his test, depending on what he's looking for. I'll bet you lack the spine to find out.

cuz803 44

Wednesday 8 December 2021 21:46

Please...don't go on another date with that guy. Nobody deserves a free handout like that.

alex_jaguara 32

Wednesday 8 December 2021 21:49

Big red flag, he threw the pancakes.

mike3775 35

Wednesday 8 December 2021 22:00

And yet you continued the date after he didn’t get you a hot chocolate?

randybryant799 20

Wednesday 8 December 2021 22:19

He made you pay? How could he make you? Learn to say no.

rudico67 8

Wednesday 8 December 2021 22:59

If you're old enough to have a date, you should be old enough to tell that dude, buy your own damn pancakes, and to walk away. Nobody deserves that kind of treatment. Please get some self-esteem.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 9 December 2021 2:32

He probably pegged you as a fat, diabetic alcoholic and he didn't want to contribute to your vices. And then he hoped your poor judgment and lack of self-control extended to your mating habits.