Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
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Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML
Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter came home from school, saying she had gotten engaged and was wearing a ring. It looked real. Later that night, I got a call saying that their son had given my daughter his grandma's engagement ring. My daughter actually said no to the engagement, but still took the ring, FML
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
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plethora 3
Try keeping it in a safe place. Or wearing it.
DownUndah 0
YES!!!!!! THATS BRILLIANT!!!!!!
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Comments (266)
jet_fml 0
That's cute. :3
whjmsical 0
that is adorable. :]
kisseshugsdrugs 5
thats adorable, but not cool. have fun making a second grader cry trying to get your ring back haha.
_anonymoose_ 0
haha GET IT BACK
provostcarly 0
Are you sure this wasn't about 8 years ago? A kid in my second grade class (who also was my first boyfriend :) gave me a really expensive ring when we got together. it was sooo pretty but my mom made me give it back. hahaha
Carosello 0
:-/ it's gonna suck trying to get it back but... that was cute
DangIt94 0
Oh shoot! so what happened....how'd u get it back?
kellster 2
Why weren't you wearing it?? If it doesn't fit, get it resized or wear it on a nice chain or something! I hope you got it back! If you take it off at night or something, maybe try keeping it out of reach and not just lying around?
RiCAN_CUTiE23 0
aww thats cute
Nandian90 0
LOL