Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML
Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter came home from school, saying she had gotten engaged and was wearing a ring. It looked real. Later that night, I got a call saying that their son had given my daughter his grandma's engagement ring. My daughter actually said no to the engagement, but still took the ring, FML
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
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Top comments
plethora 3
Try keeping it in a safe place. Or wearing it.
DownUndah 0
YES!!!!!! THATS BRILLIANT!!!!!!
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Comments (266)
lifeislife_fml 0
Um, wow. Haha. I'd be annoyed.
mrsbickhart 0
lol thats kinda cute but... why wernt you wearing it?
Caidoz_fml 0
Try keeping it on your finger and maybe it won't get stolen
hazkat 0
10 years from now you will be remembering this at dinner and laughing about how cute it was
greensharpie 0
ahhh, true love
AnaMaree 0
...Did you get it back?
dizzle_doneski 0
kids a beast
belisama_fml 0
ok... seriously you all this this is cute?! I totally agree that this child should know better in 2nd grade that taking things that don't belong to you is WRONG didn't we learn this in kindergarten or preschool (for those of us who went) or at least get the basic idea not to take things that aren't ours back then? In 2nd grade he should know much better and I think a punishment is in order and yes i understand he is a child but this was still unnecessary on his part and my parents didn't always wear their wedding rings but my sister and i would not ever touch them nor would we give something like that away
id0nTgiv3af___ 0
why did u have ur ring off?
xxbrtnibbyxx 0
it was dumb to take it off in the first place...