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By fmal - 07/05/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML

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plethora 3

Thursday 7 May 2009 12:05

Try keeping it in a safe place. Or wearing it.

DownUndah 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 12:04

YES!!!!!! THATS BRILLIANT!!!!!!

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lifeislife_fml 0

Friday 8 May 2009 3:13

Um, wow. Haha. I'd be annoyed.

mrsbickhart 0

Friday 8 May 2009 3:29

lol thats kinda cute but... why wernt you wearing it?

Caidoz_fml 0

Friday 8 May 2009 3:47

Try keeping it on your finger and maybe it won't get stolen

hazkat 0

Friday 8 May 2009 4:00

10 years from now you will be remembering this at dinner and laughing about how cute it was

greensharpie 0

Friday 8 May 2009 4:09

ahhh, true love

AnaMaree 0

Friday 8 May 2009 4:34

...Did you get it back?

dizzle_doneski 0

Friday 8 May 2009 4:53

kids a beast

belisama_fml 0

Friday 8 May 2009 5:36

ok... seriously you all this this is cute?! I totally agree that this child should know better in 2nd grade that taking things that don't belong to you is WRONG didn't we learn this in kindergarten or preschool (for those of us who went) or at least get the basic idea not to take things that aren't ours back then? In 2nd grade he should know much better and I think a punishment is in order and yes i understand he is a child but this was still unnecessary on his part and my parents didn't always wear their wedding rings but my sister and i would not ever touch them nor would we give something like that away

id0nTgiv3af___ 0

Friday 8 May 2009 5:57

why did u have ur ring off?

xxbrtnibbyxx 0

Friday 8 May 2009 6:22

it was dumb to take it off in the first place...

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