Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
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Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML
Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter came home from school, saying she had gotten engaged and was wearing a ring. It looked real. Later that night, I got a call saying that their son had given my daughter his grandma's engagement ring. My daughter actually said no to the engagement, but still took the ring, FML
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
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plethora 3
Try keeping it in a safe place. Or wearing it.
DownUndah 0
YES!!!!!! THATS BRILLIANT!!!!!!
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Comments (266)
amazingapril 0
my mom does karate. and she has to take her wedding ring off all of the time. i can see that the OP would have had to take the ring off for something. 2nd graders are certainly not 2 feet tall, they can reach the top of dressers and kitchen counters. & i think that what the little boy did was adorable.
Vb2010 0
When i was in 2nd grade one of my classmates brought me his moms ring lol!
onigiriqueen 0
So my mom hates jewelry and never wears her wedding ring. Ever. I think I've seen her wear it a few times at nice family get-togethers like weddings, but other than that, it sits in the hutch cabinet. I still stand by what I said: She's a bad parent, and should have taught her kid that stealing is wrong. If I'd done something like that, I would have been spanked as a child. All you pussy parents out there going on about how you shouldn't punish them or whatever, it's BECAUSE of parents like you that this society is going to shit. I hope you're happy.
gothymama 0
LOL, when you get it back, buy your son a cheap-o toy ring to give to her.
live1laugh2love3 0
uhmm..call her parents?
DCMurphy 0
Yeah exactly #159... I doubt she threw it away. And if she did it's gotta be at the school still. But yeah, you should keep you assets a bit more under your control, just think if he thinks this is acceptable behavior he'll be lifting gas money out of your purse when he turns 16. I hope I never have kids... I could never put up with something like that.
stitchers33 0
Aw! your little son knows some romance skills! :) You should call this little girls mother and explain the situation- they should give it back! Hopefully she didnt lose it or pass it on to some other boy she likes... :O)
oldslagliv 0
Well you've got a maggot for a son then haven't you.
bigrederin 0
Um, why was it off your finger?
Dezzi_ka 0
Did you get it back?