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By fmal - 07/05/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML

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By failure - 29/07/2011 06:19 - United States

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2015 10:16

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plethora 3

Thursday 7 May 2009 12:05

Try keeping it in a safe place. Or wearing it.

DownUndah 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 12:04

YES!!!!!! THATS BRILLIANT!!!!!!

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yaintime21 0

Friday 8 May 2009 1:52

BURN!

woahcomments 0

Friday 8 May 2009 1:54

ok that is SO CUTE. but sooo sucks at the same time :[ maybe find out who the girl is and call her parents to explain?

thisislove_fml 0

Friday 8 May 2009 1:57

aweh. atleast you know that hes going to be .. atleast half a gentlemen !? :D how'd you figure it out?

j213_fml 0

Friday 8 May 2009 1:59

awwwwwww

ginganinja2507 0

Friday 8 May 2009 2:02

Okay, that is totally cute but it does suck that he would take your ring. You should probably be happy that your little boy is already such a gentleman- girls will like him more later on in life!

bigbuttsowhat 0

Friday 8 May 2009 2:19

hopefully it was those plastic dollar shop rings

soozin 0

Friday 8 May 2009 2:33

its cute....but If i were you, I'd be furious. A spanking would be involved. And confiscation of his favorite toys (for at least a week?)

beaglefree 0

Friday 8 May 2009 2:43

haha. that happened to me before too. when i was in preschool this guy gave me his mom's wedding ring. lol.

dg72592_fml 0

Friday 8 May 2009 3:03

omg thats adorable!

justxdream 0

Friday 8 May 2009 3:10

aww what a cutie =]

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