Kids: Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me...

By Rita - 10/12/2008 04:58 - France

Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML

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By vishurricanes - 10/06/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, I was on the bus when my crush told me to come and sit with him. I got all excited, especially when he put his arm around me. He then whispered in my ear "Hey, is your friend over there single?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

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Old soul

By Olivia - 09/08/2021 20:01 - Australia

Today, I was asked if I had children who are in high school. I’m 17. This isn't the first time someone has mistaken me for a woman in her twenties. FML

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By luciaspiano - 05/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML

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Do I know you?

By steph2052 - 13/07/2011 00:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came across the topic of school while chatting. He asked me what high school I went to and where I moved from. I have lived here my whole life, he was my crush for four years, and was in my classes throughout those years. He doesn't believe me. FML

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Doubling down

By omgitserika - 18/11/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML

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By wtf yourself, cunt - 17/09/2012 23:14 - Australia - Sydney

Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML

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This charming man

By Anonymous - 13/09/2024 03:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was in the store when a man started chatting me up. He was good looking and charming. He asked, “So, what are you, 22-23?” I saw him visibly recoil in disgust when I told him my real age. I’m only 35, he was about 50, but he acted like he couldn’t runaway fast enough. FML

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By Silent - 01/06/2012 14:24 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML

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Sorry sweaty

By boyfriendless - 10/04/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML

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WtfmL 0

Monday 9 February 2009 4:04

MILF

LuvFML 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 7:07

you should definitely take that as a compliment...this should be a FLOP FML

Comments

greenman_fml 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 14:35

perfect! it's not like your husband would believe a 17 year old saying he banged you. go for it!

Xuphra 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 19:48

This is not a FML, retard. If you are 27, and some random guy thinks you look 10 years younger, then that's good. Omg I thought women like you would ble glad... geez. It means you are smexy! YDI for not being in the kitchen, making me a sammich.

vespero 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 18:45

how is this an FML? FHL for hitting on an older lady. for you, it's a major compliment! I just don't understand people

Lingonberry668 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 6:04

WTF that's a total compliment for u! u just posted this to get comments saying "oh u must be beautiful" and that shit but rlly ur just an attention seeking crap!!!

ShadowTheDumbass 10

Wednesday 1 June 2011 2:47

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?!?!?!??!?!?! o.O

alicekittykatt 0

Monday 15 August 2011 22:51

Go bang him your husband won't know ;)...

WtfmL 0

Monday 9 February 2009 4:04

MILF

MrCatman1125 2

Monday 12 November 2012 0:43

I hate when good looking women always brag about high schoolers trying to pick them up. Also, your husband probably enjoys banging you looking 19 than looking 27. Also, how is it an FML? " A teen flirted with me and thought I looked young an beautiful. FML."

LuvFML 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 7:07

you should definitely take that as a compliment...this should be a FLOP FML

ContagiousGiggle 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 8:13

That's totally not a compliment. You do so much changing between 17 an' 27. It would be flattering if she was 37 an' he thought she was 27. But 17 is too young for it to be a compliment. It's kind of like, 17 years old don't wanna be told they look 12. Similar thing. Too much changing goes one between those ages.

FriesWithASideOf 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 8:03

And you dislike young compliments between 17 - 27 WHY?... Honestly no one cares.

playlist_fml 3

Friday 4 May 2012 23:34

that makes no sence yeah it kinda is a complement girls always try to look younger she should be flattered that someone still thinks that she looks like shes only 17 after going through pregnancy

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Wednesday 9 April 2014 21:13

I'm 18 and I get told I look like I'm 14-15 all the time. I honestly don't care, I'm going to look young when I'm old :P

swampbaby985 30

Tuesday 13 May 2014 9:36

As long as you don't smoke. Otherwise you is wrinkle quicker.

CrazyLaughs4Me 17

Wednesday 2 July 2014 1:11

82- that makes no sense. Whatsoever. People want to look younger especially women. the fact she looks ten years is actually a very good thing. keep your hateful, stupid and nonsensical comments somewhere else. OP you must be a very flattering person to look so young.

deadangel_fml 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 2:26

Yeah, after 25 I'd definitely take anyone's comment that I look younger as a compliment (well, as long as they don't say I look 12..).

Well_fml 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 5:11

I'd take that as a compliment if I were you.

MrCanoe 5

Monday 2 March 2009 5:31

as other have said. you should see it as a compliment. If I was you I would laughed it off and said thank you

whateverwhatever_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 14:13

Oh #5, you are so gosh darn logical.

GirlieGirl25 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 18:48

You should feel great!

ms_876 0

Monday 9 March 2009 6:54

so did you get his number? :-P

Green_Eyes_Pwn 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 19:17

Jail bait!! XP

CasioManger 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 0:23

So, let me get this straight. Women always want to be said that they look younger than what they really are. However, when young males take women to be their age rather than older than themselves, you take it as an insult? I REALLY don't understand women now.

chippa 24

Tuesday 28 July 2009 22:30

Neither do I. I'm a girl. I don't care how old people think I look, but if someone thought I was younger than I am, I'd take that as a compliment. Then a few of my friends get told they look younger, and they suddenly freak out. What's up with that?

alifig 5

Wednesday 13 June 2012 0:47

They're bitches,you see.

wingedelephants 17

Tuesday 28 January 2014 22:46

When you look like a kid, you get treated differently. Not all women want to be mistaken for someone drastically younger; the same goes for men. Most adults make negative assumptions about teens, and that can cause trouble.