Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, as I watched my male and female dogs frolic, play, and lick each other, it occurred to me there's more love and romance between them than I have ever had in my whole damned life. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s dog decided that his stomach needed a month’s supply of contacts more than I did. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said, "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green…" I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with, "…ya know, like a dog." FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
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Thinkitthrough 23
And they called it puppy love.
Saraj07 18
No person can match the loyalty of a dog.
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Comments (129)
martin8337 36
Time for a new boyfriend.
Respect101 17
Maybe the boyfriend loves her a lot, but the dog just happens to love her even more. We need a scale..lol
Horsempeg 25
Dogs will always love you more, to a dog you are their whole world. That is why is a special bond.
GiggityGiggityGo_fml 8
It's quite sad that you say this. Cue further progress towards 'love' being hugely overused and watered down to the point of meaningless significance in modern society. 'Sigh' not something you have to say especially early in a relationship.. But yes dogs are awesome, loyal and loving at all times
xxrogerthatxx 19
Maybe he doesn't like showing emotion?
cjlerch 29
Well, dogs consider their owners their family. If you show them love, they're bound to do the same.
tony1891 22
gotta admire the doggy style.
simplysarcastics 26
Sir...
apk892 7
Of course. No one loves you like your dog. To them, you literally are their entire world.
XxDevilxXGt 26
They rely on you to feed them and make sure they survive, of course they are loyal. Dogs don't really love you unconditionally, though they can show affection, just like a lot of dogs do with any stranger even. they can bond with anyone who takes care of them, even a robot as proven by science :D
laden_swallow09 35
Shaddup, 52. How would you know anything about a dog's loyalty?
fffianist 9
#52 Have you never seen a stray dog? They don't need us to survive.
askullnamedbilly 33
Uhh... That's normal. If you're looking for a boyfriend that will love you more than your dog will, I'm afraid you're going to be looking for a very long time.
qdawg06 23
And that's why dogs are better than boys.
laden_swallow09 35
Or children! Dogs don't whine about the peas touching the potatoes, you can actually potty-train them faster… there's a whole book I found of reasons why dogs are better than children. And cats. And wives. And husbands…
DocBastard 40
Perhaps if you took your boyfriend to the park, put his food in a bowl, and yelled at him when he ***** on the rug, he'd love you as much as your dog does.
Chibi_Kitten 24
Don't forget to make your boyfriend sleep on a small bed on the floor as well. Nothing speaks love like curling up by someone's foot.
Nyarlothatep 12
Ain't nothin' but a hound dog, ain't no (boy)friend of yours.
JudgeComrade 17
Feed your boyfriend as much as you feed your dog?