Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, as I watched my male and female dogs frolic, play, and lick each other, it occurred to me there's more love and romance between them than I have ever had in my whole damned life. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s dog decided that his stomach needed a month’s supply of contacts more than I did. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said, "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green…" I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with, "…ya know, like a dog." FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
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Thinkitthrough 23
And they called it puppy love.
Saraj07 18
No person can match the loyalty of a dog.
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Comments (129)
bigdfootball97 24
I'm in the same boat, only I'm a guy and don't even have a girlfriend. FML
Lil_Red777 21
Then I guess your boat sank didn't it.
tishtashbat 16
However much your boyfriend loves you, it will never match up - owners are a dogs whole world! They'll always love you unconditionally. Give your bf a break.
lilbillXD 16
Cats
pere 11
That will be true no matter who you date! :)
Audem_fml 27
They always do.
Eleora 19
I feel ya...
jacob2332 9
Bahaha!
rogerover 19
Dogs are always better love than humans.
aliyahstars 7
At least you dad loves you, if your bf can't see what your dad see's (in a fatherly way) then you should dump the bf
Sassie8810 9
I really think you need to reread this FML.
brianjman14 23
Isn't that normal...?