Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, as I watched my male and female dogs frolic, play, and lick each other, it occurred to me there's more love and romance between them than I have ever had in my whole damned life. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s dog decided that his stomach needed a month’s supply of contacts more than I did. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said, "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green…" I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with, "…ya know, like a dog." FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
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Thinkitthrough 23
And they called it puppy love.
Saraj07 18
No person can match the loyalty of a dog.
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Comments (129)
SanpakuEyes 18
That's what is so wonderful about them, they truly love unconditionally.
AmethystOcean 7
I know how you feel
frontmanmike 14
YDI for not expecting that. No human can love the way a dog can love. Even if you had said "husband," I would not have been surprised. That's just how dogs are. Way to judge your BF you dizzy bitch.
nsxgurlie22 12
All dogs do that. :) It's their nature and it's awesome.
EvanGauger 8
a wo-mans best friend
vikky538 29
animal love...can't compare...
ThePols 11
No one will ever love you the way your dog loves you.
HJKM_fml 19
If it makes you feel any better my dad considers our family dog to be his youngest child and compares me to her all the time. Real self-esteem booster there. [Note the sarcasm]
mywolfie 10
You're not alone. Same thing happens with me.
mywolfie 10
You know what happens when you start staring into something's eyes...
ArashiGirl 13
There's a reason my rules as far as guys go is, if my dog doesn't like you, you're not gonna make it with me.