Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
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Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, as I watched my male and female dogs frolic, play, and lick each other, it occurred to me there's more love and romance between them than I have ever had in my whole damned life. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s dog decided that his stomach needed a month’s supply of contacts more than I did. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said, "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green…" I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with, "…ya know, like a dog." FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
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Thinkitthrough 23
And they called it puppy love.
Saraj07 18
No person can match the loyalty of a dog.
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Comments (129)
worldclassrager 41
That doesn't mean anything right?
brokenheart2014 6
Wish I had a dog they don't lie or cheat lol
AloysiusWeasley 15
Critters never let you down. I got my cat at a year old, and I was three years into a relationship. My cat is now 12, and the loser is long gone. May the gods look after all the critters and bless the people who love them.
chrissapp 18
You could say, it's ruff love.
baranowskibabe 7
Please don't feel alone- I have the same situation with my husband and my cat.
Journiexo 18
Dogs will be there for you when people can't. I love my pets!
diesel_power 9
your dog probably does love you more than your be does...
ostfaiz 18
Now you have to decided, afterall its your lovely dog! FYL Op :D
PromiseYouWont 7
Don't worry. It's probably just because he depends on you completely for survival and your boyfriend doesn't.
more4me 27
Dogs usually do. They love their humans in the most selfless and unconditional way, probably more than your own parents love you. That's what they do.